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[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

11 years ago, 21 Egyptian Copt Christians were beheaded by ISIS in Libya for refusing to convert to Islam.

Their last words were: “Jesus, I love you.”

Remember, no one marched for them.
No one protested for them!

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Well this is a brave move from Boy George. He will be attacked for doing this. I will be attacked just for posting it!

[SteffiJoBob @Stephan21207555]

@PeriklesGREAT A

[Maddie Evans @EstieMaddie]

✝️ THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL PLACE IN HEAVEN FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

😭 God bless this man.

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

This was the official retirement ceremony for this amazing military working dog. They started with one last march together, both so disciplined and professional. You could feel the years of partnership between them. Then came the moment his handler knelt down and took off his working vest for the very last time. He's officially off duty. ❤️ The way all the formality just melted away for that hug... it was pure love and relief. He's not just a working dog anymore, he's a family member. So much respect for their service. The bond they share is truly something special. An honor to capture this.

[Sean Feucht @seanfeucht]

Today, an entire Christian family was buried in Nigeria.

A father. A mother. Their children.
Murdered for their faith in Jesus Christ by Fulani Muslim terrorists.

The world may ignore it —
but Heaven will not forget.

Pray for the persecuted Church. #PrayForNigeria @ezekieldachomo0

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

This was New York City on Good Friday in 1956

[Francesco 🇮🇹 @SaP011]

Her name is Nadia Murad, a Yazidi woman and co-recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize alongside Congolese gynecologist Denis Mukwege.

At just 19, she was kidnapped by ISIS.
For three months, she was tortured and repeatedly raped.
Her mother and six brothers were executed. Her community was massacred.

She was scheduled to present her book in Canada to share her story, but the event was canceled because it was deemed that it “could promote Islamophobia.”

Shameful.

[SteffiJoBob @Stephan21207555]

@MikePic36487 @muthaPNW @PattyMurray She actually looks happier in this version. She looks constipated in the actual one.

[SteffiJoBob @Stephan21207555]

@MikePic36487 @muthaPNW @PattyMurray 😄😄😄

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

She mattered. 💔

[SteffiJoBob @Stephan21207555]

@itsme_urstruly I had a St. Bernard, Freckles, who loved going up and down the twist slides too. It was quite a spectacle to see.

[SteffiJoBob @Stephan21207555]

@atensnut I want to start a GoFundMe to get her a makeover. I don't want to look at that for 4 years.

[SteffiJoBob @Stephan21207555]

@DOGEQEEN Delusional.

[The Persian Jewess @persianjewess]

After my parents fled the Islamic Regime in 1979, they found safe haven in Queens, New York.

That’s where I was born. In a tiny apartment in Queens.

My parents had nothing. Not money. Not connections. Not even the ability to speak English.

Unlike Zohran Mamdani, I didn’t go to a fancy private school. I went to a NYC public school that was so crowded there weren’t enough desks for each student. Half the time I sat on the radiator in the back of the room and took notes on my lap.

I rode the MTA bus home, while both my parents worked to put food on the table and rebuild their lives.

And they did rebuild. Because in America, and only in America, capitalism gave them a real chance to start again.

The people supporting Mamdani are just like him. A bunch of entitled rich kids who have no clue how lucky they are, and even less of a clue why they have been conditioned to hate America.

They don’t know what it’s like to buy shoes two sizes too big so you don’t outgrow them before the end of the school year.

To act as the translator for your parents at 6 years old.

To claw your way from having nothing to achieving something.

And today they celebrate, because they’re too dumb or radicalized or both to realize they’re falling for the same Islamist-Marxist lies that caused my parents to flee Iran in the first place.

All to destroy a city that was once a hopeful refuge for millions of people who just wanted a better life.

People like me and my family.

What a sad, sad day.

My heart is absolutely broken for NYC.

[SteffiJoBob @Stephan21207555]

@Rosebudd40 @MdBreathe I will never have another vaccine again. They made a nasty little note in my medical chart that I refused some vaccine or other. Maybe in days of polio or smallpox, vaccines served a noble purpose. But now they just seem nefarious to me.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Screw your aunt, and screw you, too.

[SteffiJoBob @Stephan21207555]

@trumpbarronw It would be the thrill of a lifetime.

[SteffiJoBob @Stephan21207555]

@trumpbarronw 👍