Stephanie davis

Mother, animal lover, former military brat, proud member of the resistance

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

Thank God this happened on Fox News. Any other network and the anchor would have just moved on and pretended it didn't happen. Instead we get Laura Ingraham saying "Cam, get yourself together my friend" and it makes this a million times funnier.

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

Tired moms is a universal experience no matter the species ☺️💕🐶

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Whose car is this? �

[Dr. Jebveet Faushwaganda @JebraFaushay]

Once in a while, Saturday Night Live is funny.

[SC Jigsaw 💰 @_brinxinx]

Marriage is definitely not for the weak😂😂 here are some funny reality shocks after getting married that will definitely make you laugh😂😂

A thread

[Iran News 24 @IRanMediaco]

Trump takes control of the Strait of Hormuz😭🤣

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

🚨😂 THIS IS TOO GOOD 😂🚨

Someone matched MAGA figures to their Disney character lookalikes and I’m telling you—they NAILED every single one. Absolute GENIUS 😭🎯

[YourFavWestVirginian @YourFavWV]

Grandma is at it again 💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

The First Lady’s maiden name is Melanija Knavs and the Second lady’s is Usha Bala Chilukuri.

[De’Asshole Fox 🇭🇹🇭🇹 @Alf954]

And just like that, some white guy in Idaho’s day is ruined.

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

Prince with literally the greatest 'hold my beer' moment of all time.

I'm out of words.

[Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA]

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding

She did chores all week so I owe her $10

I hand her $7

> this isn't $10

"right, I withheld the rest"

> what does that mean

"I kept $3 of your money"

> but it's my money

"It was your money"

> what are you even doing with it?

"Funding household infrastructure"

> what

"The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out"

> you're charging me for the hallway

"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure"

> you're my dad. you're supposed to---

"I'm also your government"

> what if I don't want to pay for the hallway

"Then I can't guarantee the hallway"

> it's a hallway. It's already there

"For now"

She asks what else the $3 covers

"Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance"

> dispute resolution?

"When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded"

> that's just parenting

"That's the Department of Justice"

> what about meals. You already feed me

"That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies"

> I'm your daughter

"Which is why you're currently enrolled"

She wants to see where the money goes

I tell her that would require a FOIA request

> what's that

"A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks"

> 6 weeks to see where my $3 went?

"Could be longer. We're understaffed"

> there's two of you

She asks how she gets any of it back

"It's already spent"

> you spent my money already?

"We had a budget shortfall"

> you just took it 20 seconds ago

"And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out"

> so I'm not getting it back

"I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund"

> of my own money

"Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made"

> you know how much I made. You paid me

"Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you"

> so you already know the answer

"The point is compliance"

She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong

"Penalty"

> from the money I don't have because you already spent it?

"We could set up a payment plan"

> I'm 8

"Monthly installments. Very manageable"

> you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me

"Now you're getting it"

> I want to talk to mom

"Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here"

She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion

Slammed the door

That's my little citizen

I've never been more proud

[Éros Brousson @erosbrousson]

I MADE A FATAL MISTAKE IN 2017… I WENT TO MIAMI 🌴🌅

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

She won't do that again: 😤

[Wildfire Whispers @WildfireWhisper]

Omg this is my new favorite couple of all time!!

I’m laughing so hard!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

The trick to enjoying Olive Garden is to remind oneself that it is not really Italian. It is just… The Olive Garden.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

[Geraldo Rivera @GeraldoRivera]

Why did TPUSA find it necessary to pick a ratings fight with Bad Bunny? Why not counter-program Kendrick Lamar, Eminem or Dr. Dre, all recent Halftime headliners? Did President Trump also smear JLo and Shakira's sexy dancing as "disgusting?" And when exactly did Kid Rock become family friendly?