steph chev

everythang is hunky-dory

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

“Are you feeling rested after the long weekend??”

Me:

[Ish @Ishy_5]

SF is the wild wild west man

[𝓯𝓮𝓫𝓮 @feebsrx]

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

It’s called Independence Day because these days you’re on your fucking own

[Ms5000Watts @Ms5000Watts]

I wish this country fought as hard to protect children in the system from abuse, to help women who are pregnant be safe and have a safe birth, to give post birth care for mother and baby as much as they do to deny medical freedom.

[Chelsea 🐉 @Chelsnii]

i apologized to the TSA agent for the abundance of pancake mix in my luggage and he said, “Never apologize for being who you are”

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Nobody is putting gargoyles on buildings anymore. It can’t be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there. We used to be a proper country.

[The_Rel_World @the_rel_world]

@DEADLINE A classic character in my favorite movie of all time. RIP Ray

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

late nite snack

[Clint Lamb @ClintRLamb]

Andrew Garfield texting the other Peter Parkers to see if Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in their universes too

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

he protec, he attac, he go to the market and barter for snaccs https://t.co/9mcxERjC8S

[Based Brando (slur money era) @legit_scumbag]

Holy shit lmaooooooooo

[mkk @marykatekenney]

saw someone talk about how if Kim K, with all the money and resources in the world, can’t safely and simply divorce her husband without being harassed and stalked, then it’s about time we stop asking women in domestic violence situations the question “why doesn’t she just leave?”

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

That time a bunch of kids broke into my private facility but I wasn’t mad about it. 🚀🛹

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

when Maddy said “ima be me… just pregnant…” this is what she meant.