Stephanie Kaple

Amateur comedian, professional Real Housewife historian

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@UPS What does his face look like when you drive home early to be on time for your delivery but the driver attempted delivery two hours early, then refuses to come back? Oh and then your fantastic customer service says it’s not her job to deal with customer complaints???

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@TheGilmourGirl She loves him for his fashion sense.

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@TheGilmourGirl It’s a horrible narrative from an influencer that you have to show skin to be attractive. But that’s why one is on Instagram and one ran J. Crew.

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@camryngrimes And no squeaky toys please!

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My response to Captain Sandy leaving #BelowDeck

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@TheGilmourGirl Why start now?

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I feel like when Captain Sandy docks early it makes the guests feel rushed off the boat. Of course I understand there are valid reasons to dock early but why bother listening to those… Justice for Fraser #BelowDeck

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@TheGilmourGirl Just put the jacket all the way on or leave it off. That’s literally why is has sleeves!

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@TheGilmourGirl It was such a crappy move that only made the interior look bad.

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Definitely feeling like I could be subpoenaed just for watching this episode of #RHOBH tonight

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Ashley has quickly become Tom. #belowdecksailing

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The real red flag is that Louie wore a bead dazzled spinal column sports coat #RHONJ

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@BrianJMoylan

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#vanderpumprules #PumpRules

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Turns out Napoleon had a “Captain Sean Complex” so let’s just correct history. #belowdeck #bravotv @BravoTV

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@TheGilmourGirl Me not being shocked that it was bad.

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Just to be clear, I don’t know anyone who has rolled their car, yet Erika knows someone rolling a car every week. #RHOBH

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My Winston watching #RHOBH

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@kingmoniibanks And she doesn’t need a 10 person glam team to do it.