Stephanie 🔯

Off to where the skies are blue; find me there!

[Stephanie 🔯 @StephanieReads]

@nobedevil @_celia_bedelia_ Yup, two of the teachers at my high school dated and got married while I was there. Heck, I even attended my grade school principal's wedding when I was eleven! 😂

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@jennygadget Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, we had one of those the other night. 🤮

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So ridiculous when when my cat climbs onto my lap, shoves his butthole two millimeters from my eyeball, meows in my face with his stinky fish breath, and then is all HOW DARE U when I go to kiss his head. NOW you understand boundaries???

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@Contradiction @_nomadic_soul Pluck out your eyes like the Bible tells you. Problem solved! Personal responsibility is great. :)

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@JustJoshinNH Well. This is a lovely way to wake up this morning! Pure joy. Give her a belly rub and an ear scritch for me. 🥰🥰🥰

[Stephanie 🔯 @StephanieReads]

The windshield wiper settings on my Toyota Camry:

1. One wipe every four geologic eras.
2. Hummingbird on a cocaine bender.

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@JCSinger5 @PenMandoGorgu @SRuhle Less government! Fewer regulations! More Triangle Shirtwaist fire situations! Sounds like a great plan (or concept of a plan, as the case may be).

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@OttoWerkr @big_monkeyball Yeah, okay. You didn't know if someone who went by Miss or Mrs. was married. 😂😂😂

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Me: *has panic attack*

My Fitbit: Keep going, you're earning Zone Minutes!!! 🎉🎉🎉

🙃🙃🙃

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@emily_murnane I wonder what letter(s) the apostrophes replace.

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Hometown website posts about the high school getting an elevator. Multiple local jagoffs in the comments sneeringly ask if the stairs don't work anymore. People from my hometown are actually this stupid. Apparently they've never seen a wheelchair user??? I don't even know. 😂😭

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@JustJoshinNH What a sweet baby. Lucky doggo to have landed with such a good person. 🥰

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@RepJackKimble Nah, fam. This is what tough on crime looks like. You wanted it so bad. Live with it. ❤️

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The book EVERYONE needs to read this year. Tia Levings is blowing the lid off of fundamentalist Christianity's shiny happy fakey-fake façade.

https://t.co/sOdeSop81K

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@WBU_Owls Sweet babies! 🥰 I'm not ready for them to leave yet, but I suppose with as well fed as these little guys have been, it's no surprise that they're so strong and ready to explore the world. ❤️

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@_DeanAnthony It's amazing how, according to this joker, apparently every organ in your body can go wrong EXCEPT for your brain. Sure, pal.

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Doing some writing. Microsoft Word wants me to replace 'gonna' with 'goana,' and I...just...

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@JustJoshinNH OHHHHH, I've been not-Twittering and this is the first I've seen Izzy! She's absolutely gorgeous. 🥰🥰🥰

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@TeachGreatLakes is there a difference in agricultural runoff between Wisconsin, with its more cliff-edges of Lake Michigan, than, say, Illinois or Michigan? I'm curious if those cliffs provide more of a buffer.

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Best Buy sucks.