Stephanie Briggs

Blinks mom🐾Plant mom🌱

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I just wanna say that every day of my life I miss Tyler McCoy and that’s all.

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Love is Blind drinking game: drink every time someone says “I love that.”
Breezy alone will have you on the floor.

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A group of grown men hug jumping to Since U Been Gone is my most favorite thing to watch every weekend.

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I started drinking dirty martinis tonight thinking I was being ~skinny~ but turns out dirty martinis aren’t actually that skinny…. so 🫠

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It’s 11:30pm and somewhere your local millennial merch girl is actually behind the table making a grocery list and clipping coupons on her little store apps while the drummer sings a cover of Break Stuff.

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@heymistyy @MsKTGrace Do not leave this demon at my house!

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@heymistyy You’re doing your bestest

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@heymistyy @MODSUN I want a video of Happy As F*ck SO bad

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@heymistyy Even worse. We don’t want you to like
Ohare ok?

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My dad has been gone for 4 years. I’m in Pennsylvania visiting my dad’s sister for the first time in 13 years. I literally prepared his ashes to be thrown into a pond here this morning…And yet I just almost asked my mom if she’s called my dad today. Grief is WEIRD.

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@heymistyy Girl let’s GO!

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@heymistyy But I’m also convinced Jacob doesn’t order my sauces every time so I’m gonna really start throwing a fit. Like you won’t like me when I don’t have my sauce.

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My toxic trait is turning into a total brat when I order food and don’t get the dip I asked for.

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@heymistyy Chicken tenders with ketchup? I’m not a child.

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@bigfatdanny3 @heymistyy You took so long asking about the best chip flavors that Reece got home late and we had to leave late this morning. And really? Cheddar jalapeño Cheetos? You’re such a forehead.

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Are you even from the Midwest if you haven’t been bit by a mosquito in a Casey’s bathroom?

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@heymistyy God just get me there

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@heymistyy I feel like you consistently get mosquito bites on the most inconvenient places. Usually on your feet. It’s like a super power but different lol