Stephanie Teli

All thoughts are my own & mostly satire. Mostly.

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

People always want to copy & never give credit. #neverforget

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

Good morning ☀️

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

@JimmyTheeJent It was scary lmao

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

I woke up to a ghost shaking my bed this morning. Turns out it was an earthquake 😂 good morning!

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@On1yMadz It was exactly this 😂

[my friends call me “E” @greymiles11]

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(this is Icon btw)

[my friends call me “E” @greymiles11]

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[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

People who traumatized you do not hold the keys to your healing. Stop going back. 💛

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

CONGRATS to one of the most hardworking, disciplined and talented people I know. Give it up for my bestie @shelbysos_ !! ✨✨✨ putting smiles on so many faces every morning 🤗😄😄😄😄

[Intern John @InternJohnRadio]

OFFICIAL! The Princess of Pasadena is now Best Radio Host in Baltimore! Congrats @shelbysos_!!!

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

Through the ups and downs we must remain grateful. I am so lucky to have you all 💜 thank you for everything

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@mrcharlzgryn420 I LOVE IT <33333

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Good morning! Or afternoon for my east coast friends 😊😊😊

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@Vyyyper Omg no 😭😭 they’re so soggy

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

Thats so embarrassing for her 🥴

[Joe @jjhenry21]

Breaking up with your girl who pays $1,000 to meet another man make sense to me. Being a groupie is grounds for termination as well 🚩 🚩

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

Self care is also choosing not to argue with people who are committed to misunderstanding you

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

Me: he does wholesome things, like fishing 🎣
Shelby: omg he’s a provider!
@shelbysos_

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

It’s ok, at least you didn’t accidentally just like your ex’s post from 2017 like I did. Have a great day!

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

I am grateful for all that I have. The people in my life. The opportunities that have come. I am grateful for all of you. Love u 💓

[Stephanie Teli @StephanieTeli]

The maintenance guy came for a random inspection today. My extensions were on the bathroom counter. He screamed bc he thought there was a human head lmaooooo 💀💀💀