Stephen A. Buttstuff

born again virgin. can’t hold a job so I gamble.

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@JTFOz any chance you could find stats on tip off % won for NBA?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This was reviewed and called not a fumble, because no one knows what a fumble is in college football anymore https://t.co/SuIh3O5gXs

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@stoolpresidente please do something about the owner of @BarstoolUVA account. Coming from a UVA fan he is a raging faggot

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@JTFOz Ryu to Toronto 👀 I know you are pumped

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

PLAY OF THE YEAR ALERT HOLY FUCK CHICAGO STATE +11 1H

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Official Team Portnoy Press Release.

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@GDAWG5000 It would have been brutal to have taken chiefs turnover last drive

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@AdrianPeterson @cheetah do yalls thing

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You give a kid from Philly an inch like this he’s going to become an arsonist before middle school

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@JTFOz @OddsShark If this hits I’ll have enough money to pay for someone to sit on my face

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

But that’s okay because I’m making Tuesday my bitch

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

Notre dame hurt the heart pretty bad tonight

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@JTFOz any show today? if not where should I look for advice?

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@JTFOz joe any thought on over in Red Sox game?

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@CaptAndrewLuck you’re pretty freaking weird

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

“Dearest friends — I hope this letter finds you all well. Life on the family farm is just as I remembered ...”

@CaptAndrewLuck penned a heartfelt farewell letter to his fans: https://t.co/lIzAzs70sE

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@JTFOz can’t wait to go to the shitter for 15 minutes during Spanish class for the show today

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@JTFOz good morning Joe

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

New semester and my religion professor is an absolute smoke. Anybody got an extra bible?

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

@JTFOz hey man where are you today

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

If my son ever gives a kid a high five after giving up a tater I will personally walk out to the mound and drag his home

[Stephen A. Buttstuff @StephenACheeks]

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Police just had a 6+ hour standoff with a man who shot 6 officers and Philly residents reacted by...

...Throwing objects at and harassing the police. Makes me sick.