Stephen Allen

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@ClaireBroox2 I've been staring at behind her for 12 minutes trying to figure this out

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それが本当に素敵で、ずっと憧れてる。 なのに、自分で着けると……
なんとなくピンとこない。 「人が着けていて素敵だと思うジュエリー」と

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@RobertMendfoh something about the mirror is not adding up

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Chances are you won't have to use this cleaning hack all that often, but if you do, you'll be so relieved at the extra supply.

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@JeremyWoodded wait until everyone finds out what happened behind the scenes

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I can acknowledge him as my child’s father without wanting him as my partner.

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@WayneChavedg I've seen a lot today but this stands out by far

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[WP] Before you left on your Antarctic expedition your girlfriend gave you a blanket (of perfect insulation).

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@HenryRodriy5 wrong answers only: what is she thinking about right here

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Ten years ago we thought $600 was a lot to pay for a phone.

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Yet somehow, every test they’d score right around 100% 🫪 always beating students who actually attended class, took notes, and knew what we were learning.

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You can leave the environment and still carry the programming. Real evolution isn’t changing your surroundings.

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作者：James Jseng (授權轉載） 不要外行裝內行，柯文哲到底做了多少傻事？ 這個新聞出來，很多人看了都傻眼。 最近台北市警方在查緝毒販時，多次發現對方早就知道偵防車在附近，行動差點破功。一開始以為內部有人洩密，查來查去沒有內鬼，最後才從毒販口中挖出真相。…

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Like I'm wearing the wrong stuff. I just want to throw my entire closet in the trash.