Steve Birchall

Author of “The Birchall Diet”. please ask if you want to lose weight and yet still enjoy your food. Love comedy,love cars. Hate animal cruelty and bullies.

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@charliersmith1 You should be proud of yourself. You are a pretty young lady. You have your whole life ahead of you and it will be amazing!!!

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@rickygervais Don’t you just hate autocorrect It came out as “fit” 😁😁😁

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@EricIdle Oh my Cod!!!

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Just spotted this very useful comment under a serious BBC news article. The “(right)” was really helpful. 😁

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@TheatreWindsor @cassiebradleycb @NationalTheatre @ClwydTweets @BKL_Productions @jess_ransom @NeilMcDermott07 Loved the whole thing and especially the way that the “Wardrobe malfunction” was resolved tonight. Genius

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@TheatreWindsor @NationalTheatre @ClwydTweets @BKL_Productions @jess_ransom @NeilMcDermott07 @cassiebradleycb What a great show. We loved every minute of it. Great story, great acting. Fantastic. Kept us riveted all the way through. 👍🏼

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@reallorraine Looks like he is vomiting. 😁

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@GoalscorerC 88th minute

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@EricIdle No he wasn’t and the Blair Witch film was way more realistic. 🥸🥸🥸

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@EricIdle @ProfBrianCox Yes, he was very “far-sighted “
His skill “lens” itself to this sort of thing.

I also wonder how far away things would look if you looked down this new one the wrong way around?
I always used to do that when I was given a telescope😁

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@Georgia19517026 @POTUS No,
But the people of Ukraine are living in hell at the moment while we stand by. If you saw a bully beating someone to death with a stick, would you stand by or leave him to it because the bully has a big stick?

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@EricIdle According to my sauces, it is legal.

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@EricIdle If everyone thought that Monty Python was funny then it would have been a failure.
Because they didn’t want to remotely be “main stream”. They just wanted to “do their thing”. And didn’t they do their own thing exceptionally well.

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@Lawrence_Norton @EricIdle Surely we all think “a Monty” of pythons?

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@EricIdle I wanted to order a couple hippo’s but I didn’t know what the plural of hippopotamus was. So I wrote on the order “please send one hippopotamus” under that I wrote “P.S. better make it two” 😁

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@EricIdle It was SlapSICK.

Yes there was provocation and yes it was in poor taste, but the slap was assault.

I feel sorry for his wife and I can understand Will’s anger. But no violence is justified.

I guess it was “Willpower” that was called for not a show of Will Power

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@EricIdle Or send him on a visit to Mariupol. He might change his mind then.

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@czrvnkv @MercedesAMGF1 A worthy winner of the race (and I am a Mercedes fan)👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

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@Mas66778543 @MercedesAMGF1 Isn’t reliability a vital part of it. I could build a car that would beat a F1 car but wouldn’t last a lap. Not much use of it can’t make the finish line.