Stephen Booth

fat shattered and skint

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[Jake Humphreys @JHumphreys28]

Some of the best footage ever

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Theo Walcott asked how Manchester United's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team..

Wayne Rooney's response is class. 😂😂😂😂

[- @heruarchives]

to this day, I still don’t know why he wore the bib…

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Luke Littler isn’t as daft as people think

100 IQ move from him to post photos of his new car so the paparazzi couldn’t sell them, fully rate it 😂

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Ngga looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Protesting attempted rape is punished more than attempted rape in Britain …

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Gary Neville spotted a c*nt sized hole in the market (following Gary Lineker’s departure) … and decided to fill it.

Batshit Bonkers Britain. Gary. Conor. Meghan.

[Pete’s United Point Of View #MUFC @petesunitedPOV]

This photo alone is why Twitter is undisputed 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#GlazersOut

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ 🇿🇦🇫🇷 @cagiago_]

Caicedo taking a shot from outside the box

Van Djik:

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Sergey Dashevsky won the Guinness World Record for the smallest functional bicycle in the world with a creation that measured just 8.4 cm (3.31 inches).

Here's one of his performances.
https://t.co/sjUdMuUxQT

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cancel Netflix

[Ryan, Carrick's MUFC 🇾🇪 @CarrickWay_]

Brother Casemiro, you have one job in a few weeks' time.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[. @CarrickBalll_]

If you put Dalot’s brain in a horse, he would bark.

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Kids these days don’t know about the Rojo and Bailey Partnership 💀 https://t.co/wnTTLfiF4k

[Jamie @AVJamie1]

his big day tomorrow