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Opinions expressed are not even my own

[stephenbrandau @StephenBrandau]

They've never created a human vaccine for any coronavirus before. They have made a working vaccine for cows for one particular strain though. This is good news. FOR YOUR MOM

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Yeah I factcheck stuff I see on the internet. (go to the comments and blindly believe the first comment that says they fact checked it)

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@TheFFBallers Hate Andy's. Jason's ekes out a win over Mikes imo

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Why would I donate to Harris and Walz? So they can put MORE ads in my feed?

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@charlesdbecker Bro we're never dunking a basketball

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I want to leave my mark on the world! - guy who stopped recycling

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product

[stephenbrandau @StephenBrandau]

I think I got IBS from my father. It runs in our jeans.

[Marshall Long @OGBTC]

Some real life stuff here.
"Success isn't linear" by Yoann Bourgeois

[dan the rock yang @realDANYANG]

vaping is the most beautiful art https://t.co/piXehWu7kO

[The Secret Group @SecretGroupHTX]

@Houstorian We think we opened on the 14th, but our memory is a little hazy

[stephenbrandau @StephenBrandau]

@Mc_Knasty 😢

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"Lottery winner shark tank," where folks with no business acumen who made huge windfalls invest in crazy ideas

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@GoodPoliticGuy Same thing in academics

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A docudrama called "branches" about white people's history and generational wealth built on subjugation of others

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Really feel for the legit Cashapp philanthropists out there

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Why don't they just build the whole school out of guns?

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Turns out your subconscious mind is actually just the collective consciousness of all of your gut bacteria. Weird.

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@andyholloway trades during the playoffs? Yay or nay? A team in my league on bye traded with a team with a matchup this week who lost two players to covid. Has caused contention amongst managers.