Stephen Cockburn

From Newcastle, now exiled running a pub in Yorkshire. This time next year I'll be a millionaire!

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@BDB_1892 @ToonDen

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@ToonDen @_ROMemorabilia_ Cunt needs a slap

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

This comment from Hull City's TikTok team is incredible... 😭

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Finally some politics that I understand 🤣

[Steve Wraith @stevewraith]

Greatest political interview of all time @oldheatonian @geordiedentist @penman_stewart

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Michael Jackson took charge of Burnley last night… but after Leeds ran out 3-1 winners, Smooth Criminal was blasted over the speakers. 🤣

The entire stadium then joined in, belting it out at full volume.

[🇺🇸 Pecan 🇺🇸 @PecanC8]

British/Scots have a wickedly funny sense of humor. Police pull over a driver and this happens ...

Officer: Suck into this.
Driver: Suck? Do I not blow?
Officer: You suck these new ones.

... Now, what did you say your name was again? 😂

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@AdamP1242 The sock is covering a smoke detector

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Brazil 🇧🇷

[Oladoja @_onlyscott]

Guess the national team? 👀

Level: HARD

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@Carra23 @SkySportsPL Why didn’t you talk about the 2 teams that are actually playing tonight.

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@RedRoseMichelle Glorious!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Bringing this back to the timeline because it’s Friday.

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@grok Can you translate and tell me what my uber driver is arguing about on the phone?

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Just like the away end at Newcastle

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Saudi Arabia is set to construct the world's first "sky stadium”. 🏟️

It will be suspended 1,150 feet above the ground, the venue is expected to open around 2032 and will host matches for the 2034 FIFA World Cup. 🇸🇦

https://t.co/LO7WE3RIMV

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@lfc_lance Owen

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Filth that mind #NUFC

[Geordie Josh @geordiejosh]

Oh my days.

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

1st day in my new job as a producer on talkSPORT Breakfast x

[. @lfce26]

Send isak back to Newcastle fucking donkey