@damekatydenise The winning poet at every Eisteddfod is awarded a Bard's Chair. How wonderfully inclusive it would be if the next winner donated his/hers to a seating deprived trans individual.
@sarajcox At pets shop, looking for cat flea drops. 'Oh look, a rat in a cage with a gap between the glass doors. Hello rat'. Put my finger there, in a friendly way. Huge rat teeth rip a chunk out of my finger. Blood everywhere. Too embarrassed to tell staff, sneak out with hand in pocket.