Stephen Crawshaw

🇺🇦 At a loss to understand what has happened to this country. Fan of Cricket and Blackburn Rovers

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@tomhfh You’re 26??!!!! You’ve had a hard life sunshine

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@grantshapps @Conservatives Nice one Mike! Still pushing the lies. Well done

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@slim_douglas @CatharineHoey @juk5252 Ooooh. She’s got a blue tick. Must be important #bluetickwanker

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@CatharineHoey You still alive? Oh dear

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@crimlawuk Some people can jog and jog and jog, but still not get any fitter

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@g_gosden Is he her ‘Uncle’?

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@Margare89934466 @GBNEWS Have you got a carer? Is the dementia getting worse? I’m sorry for you

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@GBNEWS Strange. His views are diametrically opposite to other barristers. Then I notice: he’s a writer for The Spectator. Enough said

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@danwootton Grow up. You’re a third rate journo with no political nouce

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@Mike_Fabricant Over in Zagreb at the thatch repairers? With a couple of gammon, I notice

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@CherryMalvern @Mike_Fabricant @BorisJohnson Only a dullard wouldn’t have an issue with how Johnson lied and lied and lied

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@Mike_Fabricant Why is it sensational you rugheaded ninny? As a majority of the committee were Tories, it’s obvious that some voted against Johnson. Don’t be a tool all your life

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@PaulKirkby3 Oh. And a blue tick. You must be important. #bluetickwanker

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@PaulKirkby3 You’ve made 35k tweets. Are they all as humorous as this one? You should be on the stage. Priceless 👍

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

@andreajenkyns @nadams Straight talking eh? Is that the equivalent of giving the crowd the finger? You useless frump

[R.pert 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇱🇪🇪🇸🇪🇫🇮 forrin despondent @R007pert]

This isn't a deal accidentally gone wrong.
This isn't a case of innocent mistakes.
This isn't a 'grey area' or 'a bit dodgy'.

This is fraud and theft, plain and simple. 🤬

I hope they all (incl. but not only her 👇) get some serious prison time for this.
https://t.co/bUodOwDtGk

[Stephen Crawshaw @StephenCrawsh14]

#lancashirepolice It’s 2.10am and there is a loud outdoor party going on further up our lane. I phone the police to complain and am told that this is something I should report to the council. What effing use is that at .10am? Thanks. Stick to handing out speeding tickets

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@Peston You’ll get stuck for that Robert, but you’re bang on the money (literally)

[Robert Peston @Peston]

I am thrilled that Abu Dhabi have won their first big European trophy after all those years in the footballing wilderness. Heartwarming. And global warming