Stephen Emert

I work IT at a University. Yes, it is as glamorous as you imagine. Fan of Stargate (all), Dark Matter, Travelers, The Expanse, BSG, Firefly, Star Trek.

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Me during the eclipse. We got 2:37 of totality, it was Amazing! Can't believe I got to do this in my driveway!

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@HelloFresh Support got it all taken care of.

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This is what @HelloFresh considers to be a clove of garlic.

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@HelloFresh I am in a chat with an agent now; my most recent box was a disaster, along with the now-usual sliver of garlic in place of a clove.

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@elonmusk

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@BaronDestructo Late-night breakfast at Waffle House. The normal short-order chef was out, and the busboy was cooking. He was cutting the cheese with the same knife he used to separate bacon pieces. That scattered, smothered, and COVERED sent me to the hospital.

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Mathworks Executives After License Change https://t.co/VgAU2HePHV via @imgflip @MathWorks

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@LightupGame How about updating and re-releasing this great game??

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@Lowes I like the new rewards program. However, I still want the barcode stickers I have on my wallet and wife's keychain to work. It is easier to just scan that than have to key in a phone number.

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@badkobold @Wendys The wait in line @Wendys is already too long and now they want to charge me more to wait? Screw you Wendy's.

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@IFTTT Please learn how to use a dictionary! (hint, forever does not mean 3 years!)

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Dear @IFTTT, please explain your definition of "forever". WTF is this.

[Gavin @gavin_a92]

Hello @IFTTT
Got a wonderful email from you today about doing away with a "Legacy Pro" plan and a price increase for the change.....this is directly at odds with your email from Sept 2020 offering a "forever" price for Pro....guessing forever for IFTTT is about 3.5 years.....

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@theblackvault Will the hearing be available for live viewing? CSPAN seems to be showing it in the PM rather than live.. 8(

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@Tsoukalos And this came out two days before (I assume he know the Debrief article was about to release): https://t.co/AZ6zw4YNCh

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@BaronDestructo @AmazonStudios @mgmstudios Looks like we're starving for time in the gate room.

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@CriticalBears Going to do a write-up on this one? https://t.co/3toATGx2LY

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@JarrodB12 @TheKnudson @pizzahut Same!

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@TheKnudson @pizzahut Just tweeted about the same, my account says I am not even enrolled, but I got an email saying I had enough points for free cheese sticks. Site is BROKEN!

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@pizzahut What's up with the Hut Rewards program tonight? Wanted my free cheese sticks I got an email about today, but the website shows I have not even enrolled in the program. Site is SLOOOW too.