Stephen Fechtor

[Stephen Fechtor @StephenFechtor]

@emerald1910 Hi, Edmund. This book helped me see some light when I needed it. Maybe it will help you - especially if you’re married to someone named Rosemary. 😏 https://t.co/w8js9icp7S

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Columbus discovers the new world.

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Goodbye, Columbus.

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@AnnOlivarius Equal rights

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

"BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DEFUND THE POLICE?"

"Hi, Mr. Brooks. I'm w/ The Dept. of You OK? So, you OK? Looks like you fell asleep in your car. Lemme get you a ride home. I'll be by your home tomorrow to check on you. Here's my number. Looks like your ride's here. Good night, sir."

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“Who among the white community can talk to the black community and be accepted? Anybody, who doesn't think of himself as white.” https://t.co/gfipdquFjt

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@jonlovett Diss Me Kate

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@jonlovett The Kink and I

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@jonlovett Brigadoom

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@priaribi @jonlovett “No-bake” cookies. 1/2 cup butter or margarine. 2 cups sugar. 1/2 cup baking cocoa. 1/2 cup milk. 1 tsp vanilla. 3 cups quick oats. Boil all but the oats for 5 minutes. Take off the flame and add the oats, then stir until it just begins to thicken. Drop spoonsful on waxpaper cool

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

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@Home_Halfway “I know a guy who knows a guy”

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@jvellenga254 @Donatos - sounds like you had a religious experience

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you don't love Me at My Old Testamentest you don't deserve Me at My New Testamentest.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.

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@MikeSanford "Giddy-upstein!"

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