Stephen Fisher

[Kelley Wentworth @kelleywentworth]

“Does not count” are my three favorite words 📿 #Survivor

[Stephen Fisher @StephenFisher0]

@stephenfishbach Is this you in season 1 episode 11 of #Superstore? It was for like 2 seconds but it looks exactly like you!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A Lunar Eclipse flat-Earther’s have never seen.

[Stephen Fisher @StephenFisher0]

According to the hospital, my wife was admitted for “spontaneous vaginal delivery”. It was not like that! It’s not like one second we were walking along and the next second, BOOM we were spontaneously having a baby. This was planned!!

[Stephen Fisher @StephenFisher0]

Why are you tweeting like your famous? You’ve only got like 31 followers?
Hey 31 followers. Thanks for the fame 😎

[Stephen Fisher @StephenFisher0]

I am so glad that the sun was up when I woke up this morning. I am also glad that I’ll get to eat dinner in the dark. #DaylightSavingsTime

[Stephen Fisher @StephenFisher0]

@johngreen Who though “Putin” him in there was a good idea?...

[Stephen Fisher @StephenFisher0]

@themindsstrange Hey look! I found the perfect girl for you!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again.

[Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful @kevinolearytv]

My face when the company's valuation is $10 million and the sales are $0. Let's see who gets a deal this Sunday at 9|8c on ABC! #SharkTank

[Stephen Fisher @StephenFisher0]

And Obama said you’d pay less and keep your doctor. That didn’t happen. It’s not a Trump problem. It’s a problem with the political system. https://t.co/p1vIiXl1TW

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

But wait...he said “I am going to take care of everybody. Everybody’s going to be taken care of much better than they’re taken care of now.” https://t.co/MaYcTXnVVn

[Gavin Newsom’s Hair @LelandShow]

99% of progressive arguments can be boiled down to this two step process. 1) Brand opponents views as intolerant 2) Refuse to tolerate them.

[Stephen Fisher @StephenFisher0]

Can I come out as straight? I’m straight, guys. https://t.co/jK8NdNAR1f

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It's #NationalComingOutDay! Come out as gay. Come out as trans. Come out as supporting equality. We need your voices now.

[Kellyanne Conway @KellyannePolls]

It took Hillary abt 5 minutes to blame NRA for madman's rampage, but 5 days to sorta-kinda blame Harvey Weinstein 4 his sexually assaults.

[Stephen Fisher @StephenFisher0]

US men’s soccer team didn’t qualify for the World Cup. It’s probably Trump’s fault. #Trumpocalypse #trump #TrumpIsNotACannibal

[Stephen Fisher @StephenFisher0]

RT if you’d rather not pay taxes... #TaxReform https://t.co/tX9j2oDYiU

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

RT if you’d rather file your taxes on something as simple as a postcard.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Me: I've seen this raw strength only once before...

[seconds earlier]

Rey: *plugs in a USB cord the right way on the first try*