Stephen Hopkins

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Today's GOP responding to Scrooge's Christmas Eve conversion: "Just another example of a fine businessman bullied into parroting the radical left's WOKE agenda."

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@tribelaw Let's not use the word "pardon" and "Donald" in the same tweet.

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@BillKristol Cyan mystery haunted

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WiFi - noun - the look your wife gives you when you say, do, or even think something stupid.

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As of January 20, we should stop using "trumpet" as the designation for the highest range brass instrument. I propose we start using "democracy" instead. As in, "Right now I play 2nd chair democracy in the band, but I practice every day so I can move up to 1st chair."

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If cats had written the Superman catchphrase: It's a bird! It's a bird! It's a bird!

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I find it ironic that some of those who won't wear a mask because "Jesus will protect me," find it necessary to carry a concealed weapon to church.

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@ddale8 Sometimes when you "round the turn" there's a big truck coming right at you!

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"Breaking News" is now a certified redundancy - the news has been breaking us for over six months now.

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Any time you take away the rights of another, it just puts you one step closer to the front of the line where someone else takes away yours.

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Everyone, please, stop asking “What’s 2020 going to do to us next?” So far, it’s been very creative in that area. Let’s not give it the idea that we’re somehow bored with it all.

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I find it ironic that members of the Tea Party (named after a property-damaging protest) would be the ones most likely to label peaceful protesters as un-American.

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If wearing a mask to protect the health of others is too much trouble, then the next time you have surgery be sure to tell the OR staff that they needn't bother on your account.

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When money is your only moral compass, it's really easy to get lost.

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@RAVT2020 or @ProjectLincoln should do an ad about the federal deficit. It used to be all you'd hear from the GOP. How it was going to ruin our nation. Now nada!

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No haircut for ten weeks and now I weigh 5+ pounds more. Who knew hair weighed so much!

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What I've discovered about eating Cheetos: No matter how much you eat it's simultaneously too little and too much.
#cheetos

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I've figured out how hand sanitizer works: The stink drives the cooties away.

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@JoeNBC If some of our current leaders had been around on the day before the first Passover: "Do not 'shelter in place' tonight. Sure, the Angel of Death will kill your first born, but that's the kind of sacrifice we need to keep the economy going."

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