A friend of mine's just sent me this. Can't find it on Twitter so thought I'd post it. It's fabulous. The account, marvin_uganda, is well worth a look if you're on Instagram.
@RogerProtzBeer If nothing else I bet the staff are breathing a sigh of relief. It must have been draining telling all those customers to put their phones away!
@pottycow1629 Got that at a restaurant in Shetland. Asked if they had any non alcoholic beer( I was on call for work) and was told “only real drink sold here “ . I think it was said in jest but it highlighted the fact that we seem to have a culture of beer is only there to get drunk