Stephen Lanza

Filmmaker/Comic/Wrangler of the thing under your bed

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

YOU'RE FIRED!!!...TRUMP Uses Government Shutdown To Clean House. https://t.co/SI92DavzSn via @YouTube

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

#Anonymous: Trump and Elon are going to destroy your democracy, this has been planned.

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

@hamandcheese Lee Iacocca refurbished it in 1986. They were going to restore it to its original color but the metal was too thin in spots. If you watch the great movie “Remo Williams” they have a great action scene on the scaffolding that was around it.

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

Yule Soup 2023 Why watch FIRE when you can watch BOILING CHICKEN SOUP fo... https://t.co/jZCqvHy5n0 via @YouTube

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

I just posted "KID STUFF with Dylan and Riley TRAILER" on Reddit

https://t.co/DuSAfI9E0l

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

@JennaBusch I ran my mouth off again. Does that count?

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

@mrbrianrowe Saving Private Ryan

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

@JoJoFromJerz Having sex with my wife.

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

@sbellelauren This is hilarious

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

@pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger No disrespect but I’ve had a crush on your wife since that Jimmy Reardon movie. Now that I e disclosed this information I feel like we’re family. Creepy disfunctional family. Let’s go eat some pie.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: if you sat silent when Trump abandoned Syria and evacuated exactly zero of our Kurdish allies and handed over our military bases to Russia, kindly sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up and spare us your fake outrage over Afghanistan. Biden is rescuing tens of thousands

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

Rocco Survives HURRICANE HENRI !!!!! https://t.co/cp47R9KueA via @YouTube

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

Best Yule Log Ever!!!
https://t.co/jKbGNUUAm6
#YuleLog #Yule2020 #Christmas #xmas

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

Yule log? Try some YULE SOUP instead.
https://t.co/WIQSZDLYgr

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

Let the 1% pay taxes in 2020 without deductions. Everyone else pays nothing. #2020Election #notax2020 #StimulusChecksOrStrike #americanfail #TaxTheRich #TaxStrike #TaxTheChurches #taxseason

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

My latest novel wasn't as long as my CVS receipt.

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

Did Trump tweet his thanks to all the "suckers and losers" today? I wasnt paying attention. #VeteransDay #VeteransDay2020 #ThankyouforyourService #heroes #TrumpTerroism

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

Rocco Zamboni's Christmas Merchandise https://t.co/OVUwiDkoI2 via @YouTube

[Stephen Lanza @StephenLanza]

Rocco's reminding you to VOTE!!!
https://t.co/YErDAL3Vdn

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so stupid she installed a dictator thinkin' she was drainin' some damn swamp.