Stephen Murphy

Trying to be the best I can be even if it's not always easy.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

You're Darryl Strawberry.

Yes.

You play right field.

Yes.

I play right field too.

So?

Are you better than me?

Well, I've never met you, but... yes.

#TheSimpsons

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

I want the most intelligent Hamster you've got.

This little guy writes mysteries under the name of J.D. MacGregor.

How can a hamster write mysteries?

Well, he gets the ending first. Then he works backward.

Aw, come on.

Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Five days? But I'm mad now!

[Frasier Crane & Co. @Frasier_Quotes]

Frasier on Maris: It's hard to believe that's the same frail woman who once sprained her wrist from having too much dip on a cracker.

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Vincent Price stars as Dr. Anton Phibes in The Abominable Dr. Phibes (AIP 1971)

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Masque Of the Red Death(1964)

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Party on, Slurms!

Party on, contest winners. Party on.

#Futurama

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Vincent Price is brilliant in The Comedy of Terrors (AIP 1964)

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Horror of Dracula (Hammer 1958)

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Peter Cushing in 1973

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Sock puppets!

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel.

That makes me feel angry!

#Futurama

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin’s day already?

'Tis,' replied Aunt Helga...

#TheSimpsons

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Vincent Price in The Raven (AIP 1962)

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees...

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Curse Of Frankenstein(1957)

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Boris Karloff Targets (1968) - Orlok's story (Appointment in Samarra)