Stephen Nelmes

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Belgium players mock 'Trump dance' as they eliminate US https://t.co/FvvRTfxvhe

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Why is Iran moving Khamenei's body across five cities? https://t.co/J1vmUeAtp9

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@PaulRadley That’s out Radders.

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@PaulRadley Smells like Freddie Wilde.

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AI SLOP

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@PaulRadley Parklife! Adidas need to nick the old Nike football advert for Hackney Marshes from the 90s

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@tickerscricket @MrRobLester It’s the three goes at Garry Sobers for me

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@henrywinter @StephenBlade All it needs is a DRS system that the manager can trigger. You get the one a game and retain it if correct. So if Sean Dyche feels aggrieved he can throw his little red flag on the pitch. That will add to the spectacle.

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@WisdenCricket @BumbleCricket @markbutcher72 @TimothyTaylors @markbutcher72 can you invest in a decent mic at home? Always enjoy hearing from you but your audio is always rough on zoom.

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@Ceefax303 @scowy1975 Right in my wheelhouse.

2000
Dr Dre ft Eminem - Forget about Dre
David Gray - Babylon
Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation
Toploader - Dancin in the Moonlight
Spiller - Groovejet (If this ain’t love)

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@Ceefax303 Tough one for music.

1995
Eye of the Tiger - Prince Naseem Hamed thing
Roll with It - Oasis
??? - Radiohead?
Heaven for Everyone - Queen
Disco 2000 - Pulp

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@Ceefax303 No edit - Something Stupid title for old Robbie and Nicole.

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@Ceefax303 2001
Handbags & Gladrags - Stereophonics
Saying something stupid - Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman
Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis Bextor
In too Deep - Sum41
Where's your head at? - Basement Jaxx

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@Ceefax303 1985
Merry Christmas - Shakin' Stevens
Take on me - A-Ha
She Sells Sanctury - Blue Oyster Cult
??? but a banger
Dancin in the Street - David Bowie / Mick Jagger???

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@patmurphybbc But he also led a rebel tour, so it discounts literally everything.

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@tickerscricket Annoying thing now is a Carey-Inglis pairing is the type of partnership that has 150 runs written all over it. Every time.

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@tickerscricket Perversely, one-off Tests make more sense than a two-match series.

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@tickerscricket A running theme to keep an eye on is how much England’s incompetence is going to cost Cricket Australia and how much unused lamb shoulder is needed to be donated to charity.

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@tickerscricket I think getting bowlers to bowl in pads and batters to bat without them would revolutionise the sport. And games can only be played in an empty warehouse, which seems to be the backdrop here.