Stephen Poorer - Maricopa Cnty Recorder (Parody)

I ❤️ cocaine, sports, flip flops, fantasy books, classic, fiction, rigging elections, management, strategy games, word tacos, cats, muffins, wife, cheetos

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@JudyForAZ wow when I was in school and we couldn’t afford lunch, they made us eat peanut butters and jelly.

nobody passed legislation to feed us 🤣

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I need a new snack.

What are some of the best snacks besides Cheetos if any exist that are better

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@krishunter wow

[Oliver Anthony Music @AintGottaDollar]

Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days.

Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I've seen in the comments, messages and emails. I'm working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible.

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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden You’re literally the worst rated VP in the history of America.

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I wasn’t ready

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About to drop in (I’m not nervous)

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The Tony Hawk of Maricopa

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Is a bonus hole when you are on the green in fewer shots than it takes to complete 18 holes?

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@KariLake #FunFact we both grew up in Illinois!

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@katiehobbs @CNN How is abortion more important than securing the border and the lives of millions of folks in the communities?

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@DecentFiJC The 5% who care should stick together and fight our enemies.

Are you still working with your team at Quantum?

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Everyone’s talking about “cLiMaTe ChAnGe” but what about the giant Cheeto eating spiders harassing the locals?

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@merissacaldwell @katiehobbs @krismayes Facts 💯

Which one do you think is worse?

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@weed_obnoxious 😭🤣🤣

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I can’t believe I survived the intense summer heat.

It’s a miracle.

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Good morning ☀️

Today will be 3369 degrees.

Thankfully, @GovernorHobbs let me borrow her inferno proof umbrella that withstands temperatures up to a million degrees.

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@r_icearrow I think you’re on to something here

[itchy trigger finger @r_icearrow]

@StephenPoorer It's all the training by eating hot cheetos.

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@JenAFifield Sounded pretty legit to me.

Which part of it was a lie?