Stephen Schiavone

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

you know what i could really go for right now, a trash TNF game. give me Jets Cardinals. the final is 6-3 and 90 yards of total offense.

[🧹🧹🤵‍♂️- Canes Upside Down Logos @Red_on_Bottom]

Messier compared Marner’s awareness on the too many men to Gretzky. Loosely - “the IQ like that only 99 had. They notice everything.”

Marner after the game on the penalty shot.

“I didn’t realize they changed goalies.”

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

i truly can’t believe what i am witnessing

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

This might be the greatest Stanley Cup Final ever in the most psychopathic way possible

[Wyatt Arndt @TheStanchion]

I don’t think in my wildest dreams I could have come up with this Marner script in which the worst possible outcome for the Leafs fandom plays out lol

[mj @Hockey_Is_All]

Vegas lost today, so NHL headlines are going to have to be a bit more creative. Here are some thoughts:

"The Leafs should be kicking themselves for trading away the pick Carolina used to select Game 2 OT hero, Seth Jarvis"

"Freddy Andersen, once bullied and run out of town in Toronto, records first career Stanley Cup Finals win"

"Hurricanes win 4-3 in OT...Also, the Leafs suck too"

[⚽️ Kyle Sheldon @kylesheldon]

Is this the best World Cup team photo of all time?

Bravo, Norway 🇳🇴⚔️

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Down Goes Brown @DownGoesBrown]

Imagine being a Jets fan and watching the star you let get away last summer dominate the playoffs, must be so aggravating.

[eliza ¹⁴ @suzukicult]

jarvy’s buddies are making their own wag jackets 😭

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

i’m pretty sure vrabel already made a boutte call

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

the nfc west:

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The helmet above Aaron Donald’s fireplace after the Rams traded for Myles Garrett

[Lily @itslilyszabo]

why must 2 year-olds sleep sideways? like, why can’t they orient in bed like the grownups? why they gotta be perpendicular?

[brandon* @brndxix]

the nfc west is made up of the avengers and a team that’s dealing with a jacoby brissett hold out

[Tubfrog BURNER @TubfrogYoutube]

If Aaron Donald comes back to join Garrett I think Purdy should take a year to find himself spiritually

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Kate from Kharkiv @BohuslavskaKate]

Kimmel: I like your football jersey. Supporting Ukrainian team?

Chef José Andrés: My beloved Spanish team, of course. But Ukraine is my team today. They didn’t make it to World Cup, but today they're fighting the biggest match — for freedom and democracy.

Kimmel: Yes, they are.

Chef José Andrés: And can I tell you one more thing?

Kimmel: Yes, please.

Chef José Andrés: No civilian should ever be bombed. Not in Ukraine, not in Gaza, not in Lebanon, not in Israel. No war! That’s why they are my team today.

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

(knee, jail) might be the most insane legit designation of all time

[KJ @KJ_1310]

hahahahah yes they do, it’s the fucking World Cup