Stephen T. Savage

Author / Editor / Pseudo-Intellectual / Expert at things that generate little or no income
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Hwy 237, headed east. Taken about two years ago.

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@JohnnyOldfield5 @Super70sSports It must be in a parfait glass or I'm sending it back!

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@Super70sSports "Don Crayola, I am honored and grateful you have invited me to your group art project."

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@Super70sSports I believe Kiner's jacket ran on a 9-volt battery.

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@Super70sSports These were great if it was a long conversation.

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@Super70sSports You should've seen what he did to Popeye.

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@Super70sSports Last NFL player to go whaling in the off-season.

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@Super70sSports "They don't call it the warning track for nothing, Jack. Everybody eventually runs into the wall!" - great quote from that episode, probably.

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@JohnnyOldfield5 @Super70sSports The 10 miles of airline credit will be well worth the $300 in financing I will pay over the next 5 years.

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@Super70sSports "You're supposed to hit Play AND Record?"

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@Super70sSports Abacab-dabra and it's Phil Collins.

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@stayhomen1 @Super70sSports A timely coincidence.

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@Super70sSports That's a lot of kitchen brawls with your siblings.

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@Super70sSports It all went downhill after we stopped being hunter-gatherers.

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@Super70sSports "Just don't cut the cheese!" joked the passenger on his third scotch and soda.

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@Super70sSports 75-year-old Luke Appling has entered the chat. Take it away, Mel Allen...

https://t.co/5xfAAmqD0V

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@Super70sSports Not one eyepatch between them. Every crew needs a guy with an eyepatch.

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@Super70sSports The clattering of glasses, retainers, pens, etc. as they hit the pavement after being dislodged from their owners.