Stephen Leigh

[Stephen Leigh @StephenleighUK]

@cowincrisis @steven_fisher That's my mate Derek, I can tell it's him, he has a tramp stamp that says cow.

[Stephen Leigh @StephenleighUK]

@oelma__ Doesn't sound like he has any problems

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@WICKED_Queen12 A hurry

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@andrewc44104127 All good clean wholesome 80s stuff.

Honest.

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@Fatbaldbloke1 Everything

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@CSgtBourne I'm borrowing the phrase warbling queer if you don't mind.

I'll also vote for it as phrase of the year.

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@ImJimR87 Cut it off.

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@Jordan370462593 This just made my day so much better

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@steveth75737857

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@Tom_Slater_ Country file looking for badgers

[Stephen Leigh @StephenleighUK]

@RestorerPatriot Just a theory
Terrorists plan attack. Both U.S and U.K intelligence services know who they are.
Intelligence services watch the terrorists plan and practice the attack with the intention of intervening when appropriate.
Local farmer foils dry run.
Entire operation goes to shit.

[Stephen Leigh @StephenleighUK]

@lembitopik My theory..
Terrorists plan attack. Both U.S and U.K intelligence services know who they are.
Intelligence services watch the terrorists plan and practice the attack with the intention of intervening when appropriate.
Local farmer foils dry run.
Entire operation goes to shit.

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@HannahIamthest1 £50, that's a lot of pasties!

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@stats_feed Proof kids were cooler back in my day.

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@isaacrrr7 Given the state of the country, I can't say I blame them.

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@Elitecargasm Id rather have a range rover

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@kalanighost

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@ClarksonsFarm1 It seems ridiculous that we even need to ask the question.

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@PolitlcsUK The satire is literally writing itself at this point

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@AntiLeftMemes Chicken