Stephanie Carter

Hi, where's the pizza?

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

Is "I just really need some time alone today with zero human contact" a valid excuse for me to call out of work today? #introvertproblems

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

Okay. I read like three tweets and got tired. What are all of these paragraphs. I need 140 only. Ta ta for now Twitter.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Sometimes before I leave the house I wave to my laptop camera just to brighten the day of the FBI agent. Friendliness is contagious you know.

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

I'm also back to like some tweets

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

I've had 4 dreams about the same human in the past month and I'm getting creeped out. I feel like tweeting it will end it. So, Twitter make it stop.

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

Hi twitter I'm back. It's a Christmas miracle

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

"I'm sorry I'm so busy" -me to everyone
#TwitterIAbandonedYou

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

My mom is serving me grapes in bed. When I tell you home is paradise I legit mean paradise.

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

@lizdoesthings Because it's hilarious 😂😂😂 she's hilarious

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

I don't think I've ever worked a shift without at least one coworker asking me out or asking for my number 🙃

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I can’t be the only person who wakes up wishing he could hang out with Drake more. The guy looks like all he does is have a good time.

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

@lizdoesthings @Dumphim2017 Hahaha yes!!!!

[Hillsong Church @Hillsong]

“God gave you your gifts to give Him glory, not take the credit for yourself.” – Robert Fergusson #HillsongWCC

[The BLØCK @theblock_nyc]

CATCH YOU AT EXCHANGE
NYC: GA — 155 E 22nd St
NJ: The Loft — 8 Lackawanna Plaza

[oncle m @MlCHUUL]

If college being free for everyone would make a college education worthless you are blatantly admitting a college education exists to be a class gateway

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

@Caitlyn_malori Yes!!!!

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

do yall realize we literally got devices in our hands where we can talk to anybody in the world face to face at any time bruh thats wild. nobody calling me but still wow

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

@wingshuttr That should be a crime in Chicago. I could cry thinking about how cold you must be 😱😱😱

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

@lizdoesthings our bestie https://t.co/TiWei5Ou27

[Gaga Doing Things @LGDoingThings]

Lady Gaga touching wet paint (2015)

[Stephanie Carter @Stephfunny94]

@echoleesu Please bless us and share 😂