Stephiiito Aritonski

Stand-up comedian & MC
Roast Battle UK #2 2023💩🥈& Finalist 2024 & 2022.
BBC New Comedy Award Shortlist 2023
Excel spreadsheet bae&wine diploma.
Tickets in bio

[Stephiiito Aritonski @Stephiiito]

Got myself a last minute Edinburgh Fringe spot to forecast some thunderbolts & lighting. Very very exciting things
13:15 lunchtime at three sisters wee room. See ya there ⛈️🌩🌤🌂
https://t.co/m94zDSYDJ0

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Public announcement. @picturehouses cinema don't do £1 coffees anymore (only 10% off) so if you have a subscription do cancel it otherwise it'll automatically renew when it runs out :)

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I'm having a floor pig morning > groundhog day

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The name is Name.
First Name

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I bought a lockbox, and to prove how productive I was I almost took a photo of it for social media using the phone currently in lockbox jail...
And now I'm tweeting about it instead. Help me.

[Zebu Live @Zebu_live]

🗣️ @Stephiiito

Stand-up comedian & MC, and two-time Roast Battle UK finalist, Steph is here to light up the stage.

Shortlisted for the BBC New Comedy Award in 2023, Steph is a comedy powerhouse!

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@itswilliamstone Gavi di Gaviscon 🤌

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After a month at Edinburgh Fringe today I left my house without confetti and a tiny harmonica in my pocket and had a 2 second panic that I couldn't do my show...

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#quickflyer 2 more shows left :o

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I'm in my villain era.
Don't @ me if you don't subscribe to myers briggs let me have this

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Just got checked out at Tesco.

I was wearing a stripey top and the self scan machine beeped 👍

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Laptop handed in. Solo date to Rosa's Thai and then cinema waiting for off peak trains to start running back to Edi.
Will she fall asleep in the cinema?
Yeeeeeeessssss...

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Coming into no pre-sales for show today... and about to flyer in the rain.
After my show (if it runs) I have to travel to Glasgow and hand in my work laptop as it's my last day.
And that is my day 'OFF' at the Edinburgh Fringe.

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12 people in. Very nice n sweet, actually!
Thankyouuuuuu!
On the choo choo to Glasgow!

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To top it off left me flyers at home now stood with a poster on the street like a lemon

[rosalie minnitt @RosalieMinnitt]

Going to the Edinburgh fringe is like running the London marathon

You pay for it in cash body and soul
You expect people to support you like you’re going to war
No one asked you to do it

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Does anyone else's use of social media go through the roof when doing Edinburgh Fringe? No bueno

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Marketing shmarketing...
She says whilst marketing shmarketing

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If gouda could sponsor me that would be great.
I like gouda
Do you like gouda?

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese

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@CountToFivePlay @edfringe 🌞Steph Aritone: Weather Girl
🕐13:15-14:00pm
📅5th - 25th August
🏠Three Sisters, The Wee Room
https://t.co/WAnJBIoBbz