sonic is literally a mass baby murderer

delusions of adequacy

[sonic is literally a mass baby murderer @Stephiknee]

Dm me if you look like this and you're also old, alone and done for

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hot take if you’re the couple who lives next door to me it’s fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning

[Raven Talks About It✨️ @ItsRavenTalking]

I asked a 11 year old what her favorite Taylor Swift song was and she said State of Grace...girl what do you know about love being a ruthless game unless you play it good and right.

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

saying summer is over on august 25 is an indicator of a quitter’s mindset and indoctrination by big halloween

[maya @mayareminders]

understanding people was such a big interest of mine but I’ve seen enough

[G*rre @springbris]

this is on par with his best quotes from the first term, haven’t had many as good as this in a while

[Aly⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @aly_saby]

I died dead when I saw this

[izack @thatguyuptown]

hey so this is dating actually

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈

Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

[Ambre ☁️🦋 @daylambre13]

DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN SHE F*CKING MASHUP AUGUST WITH THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR ??????

[trash jones @jzux]

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

[Teddy @toneill92]

Saluting emoji aura collapse between Apple and Microsoft Teams is hard to overstate

[Ebele @ebelee_]

Propaganda I’m not falling for

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When a recipe says to use unsalted butter it’s like Sure. Let me just run to the Less Yummy Store & grab some

[trash jones @jzux]

dating is genuinely so funny, a guy lent me his highlighted copy of a 1,000-page book and then ghosted me. I feel like I accidentally just gained custody of someone’s child

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[꩜ @adorewordss]

as long as im alive, i can begin again and again and again again and again and again again and again and again

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Sitting in a hotel lobby like 10 feet away from a guy in a full sailor uniform and my gf is having to physically restrain me from airdropping him a picture of a sail boat with the caption “You like what you see?”