Stephanie

AYO! I kinda like using technology.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Sometimes I feel really petty for the things I report in my Walmart+ deliveries.... But they literally put a PUNCTURED pack of raw meat ON TOP of my grapes.... The "they don't pay me enough to care" vibe is vibing.

[Queen Esther @XOQueenEsther]

FUCK RYAN REYNOLDS & BLAKE LIVELY!

You don’t get to destroy someone and walk away clean. May karma collect every debt.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

I'm just going to keep watching Clouds and Five Feet Apart all weekend.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Having mom friends is wild. What do you mean these ladies will go out of their way to bring you tea and soup and carry in your packages when they hear you're sick?! Or maybe it's just since we're all PTO people too, and the "acts of service" runs deep.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

I ordered 7 paper pads, and @MichaelsStores sent 4 ugly ones that are probably getting clearanced out.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Apparently @MichaelsStores just throws whatever they feel like in a box and calls it good. I ordered all Winter/Holiday paper to do a teacher appreciation project.... They sent me random packs and not even in a matching quantity.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Apparently @MichaelsStores just throws whatever they feel like in a box and calls it good. I ordered all Winter/Holiday paper to do a teacher appreciation project.... They sent me random packs and not even in a matching quantity.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

As someone that took the board position that is literally a part-time job and says yes to being on all committees AS WELL AS HAVING A FULL TIME JOB... Saying you're too busy to pop by once a month is ridiculous and I don't accept it.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Join your child's PTA/O. Membership fee = donation to services/supplies that enrich their education and school experience. No, you don't have to commit a certain amount of time or even volunteer. But if you do, 5 minutes of shuffling papers will spare someone else that 5 mins

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Join your child's PTA/O. Membership fee = donation to services/supplies that enrich their education and school experience. No, you don't have to commit a certain amount of time or even volunteer. But if you do, 5 minutes of shuffling papers will spare someone else that 5 mins

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

What?!??!? And Little Tommy Q?!?!?!

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

OK, why was there NO love for Joshua Jackson in the Karate Kid Legends trailers?!? I'm watching it on Netflix and had I known, I would've made a point to see it in the theater. I was halfway there. Pacey would've made it at least a 98% sell.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

OK, why was there NO love for Joshua Jackson in the Karate Kid Legends trailers?!? I'm watching it on Netflix and had I known, I would've made a point to see it in the theater. I was halfway there. Pacey would've made it at least a 98% sell.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

I regret taking a break from cough drops to eat solid food 🥺😮‍💨

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

At what age will my kids stop whispering to me when I lose my voice? Mom isn't talking like this on purpose, asshats.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Officially in mourning of the DZ Worlds Collide Tour. It actually sucks even more that it's over than not having them come to Portland. I'm gonna have to start making dinner at a normal time again instead of live streaming. And I won't have any Fralachi updates. Whyyyyy?!

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Once upon a Buffy, I'd never ever imagine myself saying this... But these writers better not kill off Marc Blucas. Take Will before you take George. Please.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Hey, how about we just demo Will? He's is the absolute worst character. Both seasons. Hailey shouldn't have married him and his dad should let him have ANY say on the farm.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Meg and Milo ONLY posting Freya after everyone else posted WITHOUT Freya is another reason why they're the best.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

MEG AND MILO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? SCREAMING & CRYING AT MY TABLET RN.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

I'm mostly sharing as a reminder to myself to NEVER use my PTO. Am I the only person that can shop for envelopes? No. But is it very important to task me with this urgent task on my rare day off? Always. Everything is more urgent and in my skill set when I'm not available.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

No dinner either. Stayed at my desk out of sheer rage and sent everything back at 7:48pm. Included instructions on execution and how I'd be working tomorrow since I spend all my time on his personal projects and have no time for actual company work.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

No dinner either. Stayed at my desk out of sheer rage and sent everything back at 7:48pm. Included instructions on execution and how I'd be working tomorrow since I spend all my time on his personal projects and have no time for actual company work.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

So I send him 1/4 of it. Still needed to format and reformat some things. Explained to him that I was quite literally still working on it, not to mention our half-day meeting basically means I lose a whole day of productiveness. No reply.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

So I send him 1/4 of it. Still needed to format and reformat some things. Explained to him that I was quite literally still working on it, not to mention our half-day meeting basically means I lose a whole day of productiveness. No reply.

[Stephanie @StephimusPrime]

Around 6:15, I realized it was after 6pm, I was still at my desk working, and I needed to make dinner for my fam. I hadn't left my desk since 11:30am either. I told myself to finish one last thing before breakng for dinner and worst case scenario, I could finish in the AM.