Stephanie Jade

A woman's intuition is a very good one

[alix @Allips]

if i had a billionaire husband and no prenup, i’d introduce him to the Chinese spy myself

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

In the end, Trump cost Republicans the House, the Senate, and a generational loss of power across all 50 states. The son of a bitch actually did it. He made America great again.

[John Petrie #European @Petrie_JohnC]

A falange of failures

[Evreni Merak Ediyoruz @evrenseImerak]

Bir biyolog, ormandaki bir mantarın biyolojik aktivitesini synthesizer’a bağladı. Mantardan gelen sinyaller, enstrümandan müzik olarak duyuldu.

[TAKTO @Ne_zaha]

ما ادري شلون ما فازت بصورة السنة؟
📷 mikullashbee

[yasmin @yasmin86]

I’m going to save this tweet forever if anyone ever says that again

[Cig After Sio @PakingPengwin]

Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?

[mako @BadlyLiquidated]

It's now the Gay of Hormuz

[Substance @SimplySubstance]

Mehdi Hasan has TWO WORDS for all the Abdul HATERS:

“CRY MORE!—I just wanted to get that off my chest because I’ve been F*CKED OFF with these people for so long!”

[Covie @covie_93]

Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Convincing people with six teeth to defend people with eight yachts may be the greatest political con job in modern history.

[uncle Monstrous Carb @lowerformofwit]

It's a complete mystery how this has happened

[Craig. @bambibristol]

My morale improved when I looked at your polling numbers. Does that count?

[Enoch Coltrane @ClonkyClonky]

Never seen a party promise to kill their own voter base before

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

OnlyKlans

[monica 🍉 MIRANDA & LEIGH ANNE ON CELEB TRAITORS @wizardofozxx]

the most ICONIC thing my eyeballs will ever see. there are no words. my brain just simply exploded🥲

[Sam @SamCKx]

For those who don't understand statistical inference, let me help out:

If ITV gets meaningful access to 10 Reform representatives and 7 of them turn out to be utter scumbags, Reform can’t reasonably defend itself by saying, ‘There are thousands of representatives and only 7 are bad.’ The relevant figure is 7 out of the 10 representatives ITV actually investigated: 70%. The size of the wider organisation doesn’t change the result of the sample.