Steph Swain

Dog worshipper, Podcaster, rap music aficionado, ordained minister. I'm chubby and I like to laugh.

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

When did they take the donut off of Dunkin’ Donuts? Fuck you world.

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

“Of course it did.”

-my stock response whenever I hear something bad happened this year.

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

FB: Zina BYou'Dfull Queen on Instagram: “OMG Mom.... Wheeeeew Chyyyy School Getting Too Real 😳😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️ #OnlineLearningStruggles ______________ #love #nickiminaj #lhhatl #getmoney…” https://t.co/I8uxTYvywH

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

Me eating my lunch in the car at work.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

this is supposed to be an 18 year old

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

@TimJDillon Where do I find investors for my fake business?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Biden “I have AIDS”

[shalewa sharpe @silkyjumbo]

i just woke up to my cat standing on my chest. i saw that my trash can had been knocked over & rolled around, her food bowl upended. i straightened things up and opened twitter.

this bitch was trying to tell me.

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

@silkyjumbo I used this incident to justify eating 20 doughnut holes for lunch

[Radio Labyrinth @Radio_Labyrinth]

Happy Birthday to the ultimate tantric sex machine known as #Sting! Truly one of The greatest spirits in our material world because as we all know: he who controls the Spice controls the universe! #ThePolice #Dune #OTD

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

We re-imagine Glenn Close’s role of Alex as portrayed by The Chicken Lady from #kidsinthehall and it’s just what the movie needed.

[Radio Labyrinth @Radio_Labyrinth]

Attention Radio Labyrinth @Patreon members! Our very first RLP Recast is up and exclusive to you. Enjoy, “Fowl-tal Attraction”! https://t.co/CGcA5WeYCJ

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

No way-not this guy.
https://t.co/2q89n4bchV

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

Nothing feels better than when other women covet your outfit.

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

“The flaming hot Dorito dust found on the victim’s fingers matched red smear marks found on the suspects jacket” - description of my murder on Forensic Files.

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

Highlights from #Debates2020

[Radio Labyrinth @Radio_Labyrinth]

Richard Dixon's Aunt & Ugly Popcorn https://t.co/CHz7bSAlFM via @Audioboom #Debate2020 #TheBoys #RaisedByWolves #Utopia #JoeRogan #Spotify

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

This debate feels like watching Uncut Gems

[Radio Labyrinth @Radio_Labyrinth]

New YouTube edition of the podcast is up.

https://t.co/Fv8JTfqZPC

https://t.co/eXS0U7u3hQ

#RaisedByWolves #EllenDegeneres #TheBoys #ChrisCollinsworth #SchittsCreek #Emmys #Utopia #DancingWiththeStars #GreatBritishBakingShow #Pen15 #TheSopranos #DavidProval #AmazonPrime

[Steph Swain @Stepholumpagus]

I’m always amazed when I meet people who still think anything matters.