Sheriff Stilinski: What are your intentions with my son?
Derek: Well I used to want to rip his throat out with my teeth. Now I just want to cuddle him all the time. It's the worst.
Sheriff Stilinksi: What did I do to deserve this?
Escape room employee: Are you ready for your first clue?
Stiles: No thanks.
Employee: The clues will help you escape faster.
Stiles: Dude I'm trapped in a room with Derek Hale. Why would I want to escape?
Derek: I really wish I was able to kiss you under mistletoe.
Stiles: I could hang up some of my curly fries and you can you kiss me under them.
Derek: I'm not saying no.
Stiles: If you get me a date with Derek I'll do your homework for a month.
Cora: HEY, DEREK!! You're taking Stiles out on a date tonight. Wear something pretty.
Cora: You can start with my math, Stiles.
Cora: Derek, are you alright? You got hit pretty hard in the head.
Stiles: Yeah. Maybe you should take your shirt off.
Cora: He was hit in the head. I don't think taking his shirt off is going to help.
Stiles: It'll help me.
Stiles: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Derek: I'm lactose intolerant.
Stiles: Uh..hold on. Let me quickly look up the lyrics to Cheeseburger In Paradise.
#sterek
Stiles: Pull up a chair my friend. We are about to get a show?
Lydia: What did you do?
Stiles: I took all of Derek's shirts. Now he will have no choice but to go around shirtless.
Lydia: You should have taken his pants too.
Stiles: See, this is why you're the genius.
Melissa: The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Stiles: Here, Derek. I made you cookies.
Derek: *eats two*
Stiles: Did it work? Are you in love with me yet?
Peter: I'm here to see Derek.
Stiles: I really don't think he wants to see you.
Peter: Course he does. I'm his favorite uncle.
Stiles: You're his only uncle. Babe, Peter's here.
Derek: No
Stiles: Huh. A new gym opened, pass.
*Stiles sees Derek exiting the gym wearing a white tank & basketball shorts. He drinks from his water bottle & wipes sweat from his brow before driving off*
Women at desk: Hello. Can I help you?
Stiles: I would like a membership please.
Scott: I just saw Derek running down 51 street.
Stiles: Was he shirtless?
Scott: yes
Stiles: *goes to station* Hey, dad. I'm going to need all the traffic camera footage from 51 street.
Cora: See ya later
Derek: Bye
Stiles: Did you say were bi? Me too! We should go out sometime and be bi together. How awesome would that be.
Derek: I was saying goodbye to my sister...
Stiles: Oh so...not bi?
Derek: Definitely bi.