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"I don't even wanna go to regular Asia, let alone Malaysia." -Howard (via @thiscoolmom)

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"You think everyone saw your tweet, but really no one saw your tweet" @JerrySeinfeld #Quote to @HowardStern - (via @itscrazytrevor)

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"The blessing in life is when you find the torturer you are comfortable with" @JerrySeinfeld #Quote to @HowardStern (via @itscrazytrevor)

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@tsulli42o is that real? That's fucking awesome either way

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@AverageJoeArt awesome!!

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@ImGrover @TWDEscape pay the man what he's owed. Bad business if not

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"stop touching what's in your pants and start maximizing what's in your bank account" @HowardStern to @jdharm (via @jshizz1980)

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@yuckotheclown: "Robin, sorry to hear abt the cancer...was it water-melanoma? #HONKHONK " (via @worldchampyon)

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Howard: "What is funny abt Pop-Tarts?" @JerrySeinfeld: "That they can't go stale cuz they were never fresh." (Via @worldchampyon)

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"no more labia pictures please " (via @RossD12)

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"murderers go free because this idiot needs a boyfriend?!" @HowardStern on The Bachelorette (via @jshizz1980)

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"I don't want my 2nd film to be Sharknado" H.S. (Via @MikeyKYD)

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"Uh Gary book this guy and his wife so we can see his wife's labia"
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@Beetlepimp On whether he liked @RealGilbert or not..."I never did and I never will" #goofoyou (via @BeatLab46and2)

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"Fuck trending. I crave a simpler time." Howard discussing waffle tacos trending on internet (via @thiscoolmom)

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@DougieDangerous I'm a fan page @sternshow & @howardstern I bet the info is on http://t.co/Tf1ee2nLfH good luck

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"I gotta be honest I thought rap would go away, like, after the beastie boys" @HowardStern (via @DJMikeWalter)

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Grover - Workaholics "Gotta Be Fresh" Music video & free mp3. Directed by @roseglenent http://t.co/b6kA34VRVd @WorkaholicsCC @UncleBlazer