Carli Sternberg

[Madeline❕ @MadelineSteffel]

the people who say “don’t break the law and you won’t get shot” are the SAME people who say “don’t have sex if you didn’t want a pregnancy”

our country is so ass backwards it makes me sick. “land of the free” only applies if you’re white, rich, and a male. end of discussion.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I may not be doing well mentally, but physically? Even worse, baby

[James @CaucasianJames]

if it’s hot on my wedding day i’m gonna be sipping a gatorade on the alter i refuse to be dehydrated on my special day

[sarah @heavenbrat]

someone being patient with u is one of the softest forms of love

[𝚃𝙾𝙽𝚈✞ @chuntichino__]

This video is always gonna be funny https://t.co/8OfDUDye9c

[Chloé @ChloeStillwell]

My toxic trait is thinking I need a caffineted drink every time I leave my house

[James @CaucasianJames]

not only am i the main character but i’m also the hottest character. doesn’t seem fair but...that’s just my story

[Carli Sternberg @SternbergCarli]

Not to be dramatic but this might be the best thing to happen to me

[Red Lobster @redlobster]

It’s big. It’s green. And it tastes even more incredible than it looks! Introducing the NEW! DEW Garita💚👅 @MountainDew Get yours today*, along with all of your favorite PepsiCo drinks! #RedLobsterDewGarita * May not be immediately available in all restaurants.

[Red Lobster @redlobster]

It’s big. It’s green. And it tastes even more incredible than it looks! Introducing the NEW! DEW Garita💚👅 @MountainDew Get yours today*, along with all of your favorite PepsiCo drinks! #RedLobsterDewGarita * May not be immediately available in all restaurants.

[Carli Sternberg @SternbergCarli]

@BaiFlynn I love you queen! You’re amazing

[Carli Sternberg @SternbergCarli]

@ashlyn_heim Showing this to the police and contacting whatever dmv gave u a license

[James @CaucasianJames]

me and the boys want salads after the bar

[Carli Sternberg @SternbergCarli]

@ashlyn_heim @CONT3NTKINGS 😅😅😅

[Carli Sternberg @SternbergCarli]

@ashlyn_heim @AlyssaFreybler @barstoolsports I’ve told you 65 times you have to watch this show 😂

[Carli Sternberg @SternbergCarli]

@ashlyn_heim Take a shot of tequila for every time you have tweeted “quarantine” in the last 3 days my god

[Carli Sternberg @SternbergCarli]

@BaiFlynn I love you sweet girl! ❤️

[Carli Sternberg @SternbergCarli]

@ashlyn_heim @AlyssaFreybler Wut in the world 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[milk @milkinhisbag]

one baja blast in and i’m already texting my ex