SnowTitties

She/her 🖐️ Meat Popsicle 🖐️

[SnowTitties @Sterrrrrrling]

My dog looks like he sells drugs to kids

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[tyler “llewyn” taing @tylerllewtaing]

tarantino this... tarantino that... how about ya’ll tear into some job applications

[SnowTitties @Sterrrrrrling]

@jazz_inmypants In Disney's Robin Hood most of the characters had human names, and then there's Clucky the hen.

[jimbo @Jamesxaustin]

You’re telling me a dick sported these goods

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He was a politician and his record is political by definition. You're entitled and ridiculous.

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

jesus fucking christ

[SnowTitties @Sterrrrrrling]

Finally realized why Fila products make me do a double take, the logo looks like the N7 design for Mass Effect

And now I need an N7 sportsbra.

[SnowTitties @Sterrrrrrling]

@babysnitchery The Garfield fat cat 3 pack isn't in the God tier, this is far from accurate anyway

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever fallen in love while you were super young and then spent all your formative years forgetting how to flirt because you thought you’d never need it only to end up as a single adult with no idea how to communicate with other people?

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

This man is the GOAT

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

75% of Beto speeches are just filling the air with noise. He's for good things and against bad things he leads with our values and brings people together blah blah blah bitch say medicare for all, free college, living wage, green new deal or shut off

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Ok none of this means anything

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

ADMISSIONS OFFICE: ur child was not accepted to our college
FELICITY HUFFMAN: then i will have to do a crime
ADMISSIONS OFFICE: u can just donate some money & we'll let em in
FELICITY HUFFMAN: a crime i shall do
ADMISSIONS OFFICE: just make a donation
FELICITY HUFFMAN: crime time

[Joanne Gannon @joanne_gannon]

I was standing in the line at McDonald's yesterday and just as I got to the counter my boyfriend kissed me and then loudly said 'you are the best sister ever' and walked away and the girl in McDonald's looked at me in disgust and I've never wanted to die so much in my life

[People for Bernie @People4Bernie]

"The only way you beat the drug companies is when millions of people stand up and say 'I'm not going to allow you to kill my wife or my kids.'" @BernieSanders #SandersTownHall #BernieTownHall

[Un Poco Loco 🇦🇬 @Bexyful]

Am I the most attractive woman out there ? Of course not. But do I have a good personality ? Well, no. But do I wake up every day and try to be the best person that I can be ? Also no.

[squid @NatsSquid]

he walked right into it