football enthusiast

I'm an Arsenal fan on the internet who knows a little bit of ball.

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

Berta. Whatever it is that Vinicius Junior wants, double it and give it to him.

I would do many things to see Vinicius in an Arsenal shirt next season.

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

Garnacho’s really let himself go…

[jemma @ipnfinity]

Just not ready for this my jaw keep dropping

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

IT’S GABRIEL MARTINELLI WITH A CHANCE!
Oh wait, it’s Gabriel Martinelli with a chance.

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

The ref as soon as the Barcelona vs Newcastle game hit the 90th minute:

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

Football Twitter has done irreparable damage to our brains 😭

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

It took 467 minutes for Rasmus Højlund to score his first goal for Manchester United.

It took him 14 minutes to score his first goal for Napoli.

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

MANCHESTER UNITED HAS JUST LOST TO GRIMSBY TOWN IN ONE OF THE GREATEST PENALTY SHOOTOUTS WE HAVE EVER SEEN!!

The @G2Amenyah response video is gonna be an all timer

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

GRIMSBY TOWN!!

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

Just clocked that Arsenal wanna sign Piero Hincapie to give cover to Calafiori so Lewis-Skelly can play in midfield and cover Ødegaard after his injury.

Berta is a beast.

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

As soon as the reports that Viktor Gyökeres was officially an Arsenal player, people here are saying that he will flop! What a surprise!

I’m sure that if he joined ANY other club than us or United, he’d be glorified like the second coming of Jesus

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

From various sources, Arsenal want to pay €65M + (€5M + €10M) for Viktor Gyökeres.

Meanwhile, Sporting want €70M guaranteed plus the €10M in add-ons.

Arsenal, just pay the 5M upfront, it’s nearly the same amount as what you paid for Kepa 😭

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

Liverpool fans replying to Arsenal tweets, like a moth to a flame. https://t.co/6feFbbRmg0

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

I swear man these goals reek of a Messi brace vs Real Betis from 2015, this kid’s insane.

Arsenal’s got another wonderkid on their hands.

[Oregano @0REGAN0__]

Max Dowman’s Brace Today vs Aston Villa U18 (A)

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

Can we turn back the clock to 2019/20 and make Martinelli a striker? That’s the only way we’ll get the best from him

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

What evil things has he done for Marseille to want him? 😂

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

🚨 JUST IN from @Santi_J_FM:

Olympique Marseille are considering a move for Jakub Kiwior. 🇵🇱

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

I agree! This Arsenal squad would be illegal, considering that this lineup has 12 players!

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @0de11_]

This Arsenal team would be illegal 🤯

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

You could ask Gabriel Martinelli to water your plants and he would hit the neighbour’s dog

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

I’m no longer giving Gabriel Martinelli his flowers.

You could tell him to cook an egg in a pan and it would land on the stovetop.

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

Kylian Mbappé has actually scored his first free kick goal in his career.

Wow.

[football enthusiast @StevTheSan]

After constant criticism to Arsenal, we finally prove the haters wrong, I’m gonna celebrate this victory for a while. No celebration police’s gonna stop!