Boring Steve™

I'm not fancy or liberal or anything crazy. I'm just regular old Boring Steve™

[Boring Steve™ @Steve23005632]

Last night's dinner... See? Being single isn't SO bad... #dinnerforone #food #single #singlelife #boringsteve

[Boring Steve™ @Steve23005632]

Damnit! I burnt my damned toast again! Just ran out of bread too! #frustrating #horrible #toast #fucksalt #jesusmothermary #boringsteve

[Boring Steve™ @Steve23005632]

Vancouver would be perfect right now if it were just 10 degrees warmer. #weather #sun #vancouver #bc #canada #wouldntlifebegreat #boringsteve

[Boring Steve™ @Steve23005632]

If I ever retweet you or mention your account, you must be boring AF. @dannycamp #nolife #boring #boringsteve

[Boring Steve™ @Steve23005632]

I love taking Transit into the office, because it gives me time to catch up on my Charles Dickens novel... @translink #charlesdickens #lovetoread #books #boringsteve

[Boring Steve™ @Steve23005632]

Why are all the ripe bananas always sold when I go to @walmart? #aggravating #bananas #falic #boringsteve

[Boring Steve™ @Steve23005632]

Can't wait until the weekend! I'm going to spend the whole time watching tv and shopping at Home Hardware! #bigweekend

[Boring Steve™ @Steve23005632]

Hello Twitter! #myfirstTweet