Stevie G

Yorkshire man living the life ,big Leeds Utd fan.🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@autumnsdad1 Gene Pitney

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@RACHFEV_RIP1 Great to see you back my friend

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@andrewc44104127 @Scotia_1954 No

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@Rising_america2 Yes

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@iamcassierowan Yes

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@Rising_america2 Yes

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

I went to the off licence on Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of fine Scotch, and carefully tucked it into the front basket.

As I was getting ready to pedal away, a sudden thought struck me: What if I hit a bump, fall off, and the bottle smashes all over the pavement?

Naturally, I couldn't risk wasting such good whiskey. So, I opened the bottle and polished off the entire bottle right then and there before heading out.

Turns out, it was an absolute stroke of genius...

...because I fell off that bloody bike seven times on the ride home!

🤣

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@paglii_dewanii Wrist watch,double deck bus,plastic bag

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@Figuregirl1977 Looking great

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@Freyaiiie Captain Birdseye

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@farman4x Her watch

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@SparkleyM00n Stunning

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Can’t believe what I saw in McDonald’s today...

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything..

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said, 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered: The teeth!

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@MrsFlowers007 Gorgeous

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@bagshaw2112 1969