Steve

I love my girlfriend. She lets me have an nsfw account for some reason probably because she knows I’m going to think of her anyways also I like Captain America

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

Give me the Super Solider Serum I promise you the first thing I’m going to do is give my girlfriend so much milk while her ass cheeks are clapping to the rhythm of Captain America’s MVC3 theme song

[Silvo Kaelsi @silvokaelsi]

Los sueños tienen significados

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@Pakkipan1 Some Archangel Michael type of vibe

[Claire @MidnightRideFan]

Kane Parson (22 years old) walking around in Valve’s headquarters to discuss the portal movie accidentally stumbling upon Mike Morasky’s mangled corpse

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@Paul_Timez @Nezzzooo I still use mine but COD lobbies are ruined and nobody lays L4D2 on 360 anymore I think. Everyone still hops on Skate 3 tho

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@BitchKamikaze I was gonna fry your ass until I saw 3D Blast up there

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@fawningforu It’s the way I wrote it my feelings for her are still true

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@Manly_Being Ok

[sword @JSchumacherArt]

im not joking the only reason i didnt get last place is because someone literally built hitler

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@fawningforu Wow I’ve been so touch starved and sleep deprived for days after rereading this I sound like a fucking dork

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@fawningforu I shall embrace her soon once she recovers from her sickness. She wears Dragon Ball pants of similar material to yours. I will embrace her yams. I will continue to yearn for her.

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@TheWalker_07 I once went 2 weeks without seeing my girlfriend I put so much friction in the thing it tore apart from fucking her like a moron and I got a crazy pregnancy scare so yes it can happen

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@pearahz Good luck to you

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@TheMysticSSJ That’s why you give him crit

[Steve @Steve616Rogers]

@jocelynnn6xx No you just like feminine men but keep in mind a good chunk of them are gay so you are basically searching for a One Piece here

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

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