Steve

You wait 63 years for a granddaughter and two turn up at once 👶👶🥰#NoLongerWithUs 📖available in paperback and on Kindle

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@Dominos_UK A silly story.

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@emmahoneybone Good to hear!

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@emmahoneybone He looks like he would have been quite competitive at the mini golf, but, speaking as a dad with a daughter, was probably just glad to spend some quality time with his girl ☺️

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@custard71 You’re rocking the shirt half in / half out (is that a thing? I’m old 🙄) if I did that I’d just look like I hadn’t got dressed properly 😂

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@krishgm If John could cut out the expletives, he would. The BBC could have, but didn’t.

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@AlternativeMUFC United: covered in glory 🙌
Phoenix Nights: …”covered in piss!” 😂

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@Ginger_Tucci I think people will be impressed by how you’ve managed to buy two separate items, quite possibly at two different times, and almost exactly matched the colours ☺️

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@SarahChampion Happy birthday Sammy! Ruby is 6 today! (yes, we got her a card ☺️)

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@JasonManford We’re dropping the parsnips this year, as unnecessary. Got to do tenderstem broccoli for the sprout-averse members of the family, and son doesn’t like roasters 😳so have to do him chips. Might beef up the turkey gravy with some, er, beef gravy granules as usually weak as p**s.

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#StrictlyComeDancing I’m 63. I can’t believe how excited I get when Craig gives a 10 😂

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@JasonManford Ah, don’t know why I didn’t think of you - you’d be a triple threat: great, funny presenter; fab singer (potential bromance with Dave Arch); and amazing dancer… um, ok, double threat maybe 🤔😂

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@nazirafzal She was brilliant. End of.

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@JamesBlunt Hope you get a case for that price…

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@custard71 Out of nowhere! ☺️

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@custard71 Cappu-chinos? ☺️

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@Carolyn_on_X 4 roast potatoes at 100? Legend 🫡

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@ambergambler_ Me & your dad are on the same page. Looks just right to me, this is mine and I can only dream of a slate roof ☺️

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@custard71 What a lovely thing to say about your other half! 👏Think my wife once described me as ‘punching’ 😂

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@JasonManford If the pilot’s house was 15 minutes away you’d be laughing!

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@CrumblingDad Attached? Absolutely. Been with me through thick and thin for 25 years. Part of the family.