Steve Currie

Jobs I was born too late for:
Schoolhouse Rock writer. Alchemist.

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@Aella_Girl I will also say that upon looking it up I was surprised it was so straight forward, etymologically

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[tinder first date]
her: oh. I saw your profile picture holding the fish. I just assumed…

fish: yeah this happens a lot

[DreⱯd is Here 2024 @Deve_Dy]

The funny thing about Ozymandias is that you can see a lot of his works in lots of places. He's Ramses the Great. There are tons of his monuments all over the place, not just a random statue here and there. Who the fuck is Percy Bysshe Shelly

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

Yahhhhhhh!!!!!

[The JUNO Awards @TheJUNOAwards]

And the winner for Jazz Album of the Year: Solo is…

@Jocelyn_Gould - “Elegant Traveler”

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@chimundi Look if whatever you end up with is as harsh as Dark Satanic Mills then I will stand corrected

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@chimundi Was I close?

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@chimundi William Blake

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@schramcattleco Very excited for Putin to suggest sending election observers and peacekeepers

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

I wonder if she’ll keep the costume?

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@schramcattleco I've found you can do depraved shit to insecure toilet paper

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@chimundi Is this still happening? Can I join? Ive read an awful lot of books

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@realDonaldTrump Good enough for second place

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

As agonizing as this is for me I take great comfort in the fact that its am excruciating and drawn out embarrassment for @realDonaldTrump

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@schramcattleco @wxbywilliams @mcrae_brett Finally a man with the courage to stake not one but three cowardly do-nothing position

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

My whole apartment smells like permanent marker. Was there a solvent spill in Vancouver or am I having the worlds most AWESOME stroke

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@schramcattleco Sorry to hear it man

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@badass_sab This could make for sensational reality tv

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

I don't want to speak too soon but I think all the smoke killed all the moths

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

@schramcattleco Does he only believe the snakes if they agree with his priors?

[Steve Currie @SteveCurrieWpg]

Say what you will about American corruption I dont think you could bribe a senator for just 300k. I want my representatives to be able to hold out for at least 7 figures

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