BadMan Cyph

Thank God For The Liquor... Cause Now All These Retards Can Pass Out |

[BadMan Cyph @SteveCyph]

Summary of Marriage in 16 seconds 😂

[Uncle Chu @datchuguyy]

“My perfect player from my former teammates, Shooting; Roberto Carlos, weak foot; Rivaldo, mentality; Ronaldo”

Kaka

[Jay @Indianslumdog]

Bud Wiser when you ask her to unblock her dad and block her rapist

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“After getting what you manifested, ask for discipline to keep it and wisdom to multiply it.”

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Crystal Palace will have more players at the World Cup than Real Madrid 😳

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Omar Berrada just sent a massive warning to agents and clubs ahead of June 15: "We will not let the market or agents dictate what we do. We have a disciplined plan." Expect a strict mix of proven PL experience, elite youth, and 10-year investments. The days of getting rinsed are over😭

[Zuko💋 @xo_dolph]

One particular tribe go carry sword and dagger dey waka. But if na me try am, police go carry me for cultism. 😹😹

[𓃵 @Themalickwrld]

Personne : je ne vais regarder que le Brésil, l'Angleterre, l'Espagne et la France pendant la coupe du monde

Moi à 2h du entrain de regarder Haïti contre Ecosse :

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

You mean bid £100m+ for a player who favours a move to Man City?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

😂😂😂

[Muna @Munalozy]

If who dey work fit broke like this, I pity who no dey work.

😥😢

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Unpopular Opinion: All female humour is just a cheap copy of male humour

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

This is what women think is the equivalent of them staying in touch with the man who raped them:

[Chris 😎 @_chrismane_]

He is 25 years old in the Serie A age rankings.

[Ulrich @UlrichFY]

"Lorsque les femmes nous aiment, elles nous pardonnent tout, même nos crimes. Quand elles ne nous aiment pas, elles ne nous pardonnent rien, pas même nos vertus." - Balzac

[Chukwu mezie. @UkpabiaChimezie]

From your mouth to God's ear. Inshallah.

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

So Wizkid reject FIFA gig for June, but by December he go accept UBA and GT Bank gigs.

MMS.

[PRIEST @onlyonepriest1]

If I warm this Beans again e fit turn chocolate

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Muna @Munalozy]

This is why I won't accept you for who you are because I'm constantly working on myself.

[Tola @westtyy_]

Still can’t believe my wife made us pay our rent way ahead of time and stocked up the house with food, prepaid meter unlimited, just before we started wedding expenses 😂 😂