Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody

The musings of me, Steve Evans, Loves Bristols FC, World Renowned Football Manager.

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

@calcology I am the best manager, probably more than the club deserves.

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

@Jordan_BRFC With me, the best manager....

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

@Official_BRFC Happy to be at the biggest club in Filton Avenue. I parked in Ashton Gate though.

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

@JerryHicksUnite You're welcome...

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

@Neil_Davies_ How dare you......

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

@Official_BRFC I look great in that picture. Club needs to decide what colour it's kit is though. Blue or white?

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

Met some great people at the club today. Couldn't understand a word they said.
The team looks great but can be improved by an additional 22 signings.
@Official_BRFC
@BRFCFansonline

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

Pleased to announce that I've signed for the Bristols FC.
Paul Raynor, my special friend, will be my assistant and will shout a lot, something that's been missing from the City and/or Rovers. Still not entirely sure who I've agreed to manage.🤔
@Official_BRFC @BRFCFansonline

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

I had to beat off Barnsley, Port Vale, Cambridge & Cheltenham to land Pressley. I used a WMD called Pidge. Pressley better perform this season and love me tender and no heartbreak hotel or pre-poop burgers. @StevenageFC @EFL @BrentfordFC @GetGrilla

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

@GabSutton @BetVictor I'm going to win this.

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

I have insisted we play a Spurs X1 this weekend and not the Spurs XV Mr Postecoglou tried to sneak past me. ( Ange - using a dodgy keyboard and a lack of knowledge of Roman numerals are no excuse!) @StevenageFC @SpursOfficial @thespursweb @GetGrilla

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

@g7mzz Ya nowt ba a lavvy heid, ya being a wee tadger!

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

@ReeceDSport You doubting my judgement?

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

Seems only my dickey bladder hasn't leaked today judging by all the pre-kit launch pictures. However, my new lucky shirt and tie combo remains tightly under wraps. @StevenageFC @GetGrilla #newkit @MacronSports

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

I'm building the Thompson directory at SFC to allow for bulk purchasing of letters for the back of our new kit and thus saving the club money. Once, twice, three times a Thompson and we love you. @StevenageFC @TheFLZone #Thompson #frugalmanager #GOAT

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

Our new sponsor is Grilla, the brainchild of a dyslexic graduate. As a natural silverback, I'm looking forward to welcoming Guy, Damon Albarn and George Foreman to the Lamex next season.
@StevenageFC @gorillaz @GeorgeForeman @GetGrilla

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

My new signings, the Thompson twins, are interchangeable regarding suspensions, which is another example of my genius management. The EFL will never spot the difference.
@StevenageFC @EFL @SkyBetLeagueOne #topmanagerinleague1

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

Now the rumour about Andy Cook. He's 32, a goal scorer, out of contract in the summer and handy with a spatula and an air fryer. We definitely have a vacancy for someone with his skills in the kitchen. What he can do with an egg!
@StevenageFC @officialbantams @BradfordCityAFC

[Steve Evans Manager of Bristols FC - Parody @SteveDiaries]

I'll be in Ibiza for a fitness and beer binge with my team. I told all of the squad to come as it's the last chance for many of them before I offload and bring in new blood.
Like an old house after a hurricane, I am ruthless.
@StevenageFC
@League1Central
@TheFLZone