Steve Hartert

Chief Marketing Officer. The novel Great Expectations did not live up to the hype. I appear taller in person. Tweets are mine.

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@airfrance Hey #airfrance. You left my wife’s luggage at the airport (she can see thanks to the AirTag). The only option you give is customer support AI chatbot hell. How about having an actual human help since she has shown you exactly where the luggage is located.

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@cknigge19

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@MattWelch I had a dream that in 1973 Nolan Ryan won 21 games, struck out 383 batters, threw 2 no-hitters, tossed 26 complete games, 2.87 ERA and did not win the Cy Young award. Wait. That really happened.

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@cknigge19 You have these same conversations with Jacob.

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@cknigge19 It’s plotting.

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@cknigge19 Same

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@cknigge19 Math adds up.

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@cknigge19 She’s just like her older sister.

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@cknigge19 To be fair, you are in France.

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@abaseballchick Many games left in the season. Plenty of binge opportunities await.

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@slater_jona The Meatles

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@larainenewman Top Secret, Real Genius, Coneheads, So I Married An Axe Murderer

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@cknigge19 Have you seen Jacob lately? Might want to make sure he’s OK.

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@ThatEricAlper Police Squad

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@cknigge19 Explains why she's asking to review the deed and conveyance clauses. You've unleashed a monster!

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@cknigge19 Potato potahto

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@cknigge19 So does Finn.

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@cknigge19 @_gutterchrist TMI Courtney. T.M.I.

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@nut_history @TheVinScully @RyanWardLA @LakersReporter @LakersSBN @Mike_Bresnahan Just down the freeway Dick Enberg was calling @Angels games.

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@DanvilleSR_News Did they call in Bounty hunters?