steve

my tweets are not reflective of who I am as a person

[steve @SteveIsSad]

my SSRIs

[money chicken @wealthforesight]

@kaxishk I ship them hard

[steve @SteveIsSad]

this sucks. my thumbs do not be that long

[Beta Profiles @BetaProfiles]

iOS 27 now uses the top-center swipe-down gesture for the new Siri on supported iPhones and iPads.

[U @underscoresplus]

Something that makes no sense at all is about to happen

[steve @SteveIsSad]

they should give you enough money to have sushi delivered every night

[steve @SteveIsSad]

it really breaks my heart what they did to it 🔪💣🚜

[kim petras @kimpetras]

they rly ruined it

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

coworker asked me if ive been “seeing those hunter biden tweets” baby i can recite them. i pledge allegiance to them.

[sarah @sarah_frags]

this app could be single handedly destroying my mental health and i would never fucking uninstall it because every few days The Transcendental Post will appear and for a brief fleeting moment our souls are freed from samsara as we gaze upon it in awe

[steve @SteveIsSad]

Wordle updated the top hard mode starting word again from “clasp” to “tarps” Idk about this…

[ً @monrues]

when life gets complicated so you lowkey start feeling like natalieportmanupdates

[steve @SteveIsSad]

@lidolmix This is the one

[Louie @DJLouieXIV]

"Everywhere" by Michelle Branch... pop songs used to have CHORUSES!!!!

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

[steve @SteveIsSad]

Obsession ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Backrooms ⭐️

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

i’m in the backrooms, watching you kiss her, woah oh oh

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

The median gay man is a much better person than the median straight man, but an evil gay man is like 10x more evil than an evil straight man

[steve @SteveIsSad]

@Petesgurl17 @beyoncegarden lol of course she’s got Christian in her bio. The nastiest people

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Euphoria went from being Skins to Baddies to Narcos to now being Kill Bill for what reason

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[steve @SteveIsSad]

WOW I’m really banging my head 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️