Steve Jones

Writer, performer, musician trying to adapt to the real world...

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Never been out of work for so long. Drains the spirit. I see the world differently now. Thank God for family and true friends.

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Out of work going on 5 months. Something's gotta give soon.

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@VinniePolitan Notice Baez said (knowingly) post trial that "Casey did not MURDER Caylee" - didn't say she didn't KILL her. Bingo!

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@AlecBaldwin how about The Dangling Wranglers for band name?

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@JudgeBelvin Let's see... Pinky finger, ring finger, and middle index finger? Sounds like a Disney character. Sidebar!

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Last night I dreamed in Pig Latin.

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Talking to myself a lot lately. Starting to get worried. I can finish my own sentences...

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This is essentially talking to one's self in hopes that someone might eventually eavesdrop on a regular basis. Virtual therapy.

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Can't think of one thing that could happen in my life that would make me more lucky than being blessed with such amazing parents growing up.

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Watching replay of Mav's Victory Parade. Ronald McD must be real! In that heat makeup would be dripping onto his shoes like milk.

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While driving SmartCar provided by my job, radio jock says "SmartCars need tinting so we don't have to look at the idiots who drive them."

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Don't get too cozy with in-laws because divorce has a way of rapturing them away.