Tenerife Ram

Living the dream. I like a pint, I also have a football problem, Derby County and CD Tenerife fan.. Crap golfer, can hack my way around any golf course!!

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@kevinnorman67 Absolutely not!

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@2MetreDistance Well done Jules, you’re a star! ⭐️

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@manx_ram @Jeishee I’ve generally got a bottle or two of Faustino in stock! xx

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@Nigel_The_Ram @Wimbledon I have to say, I was fortunate enough to get tickets for the Djokovic v Federer final and also managed to get tickets for men’s semi final day on one occasion!

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@Nigel_The_Ram @Wimbledon That’s just for a ground pass, if you want tickets for the show courts then you have to start queueing 24 hours earlier!
I agree that play should start earlier on the show courts but more attention needs to be shown to the general public! 🎾

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@Nigel_The_Ram @Wimbledon If you’re not fortunate enough to get a ticket in the ballot, you have to queue for a ticket in the grounds of Wimbledon golf club across the road. I’ve done that 5 times, arriving at 5:00am and have missed the start of play on every occasion! It’s a farce.

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@dcfcofficial Thank you, Sonny deal done, I’ll have an extra brandy on the strength of that! 👍

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@dcfcofficial Yes still up but make this quick please, one more brandy and I’m done! 🙃

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@hutch172 @dcfcofficial I’d love to see a pre season here in Tenerife, however it’s highly unlikely to be any Spanish side as their pre season starts about a month after English pre season.

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@Mark37326173 @philharrison192 Definitely not Tenerife……I’ll be going there later today for the big local Derby v Las Palmas

[Bizz @BizzNizz84]

STOLEN**** if anyone sees this car, please get in touch with me or the police. Just been stolen from my drive in the last hour. Any shares are really appreciated!

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@Chris_Wilde I understand they are one and the same, however you can buy a giant family pack of Lays for less than the price of a individual 6 crisp pack of Walkers.

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@manx_ram Happy birthday young Charlie!

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@nathaliejacoby1 Religion

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@sportbible Back in the 1970’s, Springfield Park (Wigan), Victoria Park (Hartlepool) and The Shay (Halifax) made the current Kenilworth Road look like the new Tottenham Stadium.

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@derbycounty I watched in Mexico!

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@manx_ram @hutch172 @LeighCurtis_DT Let’s face it, if that incident is anywhere else on the pitch it would not have been a foul let alone a red card in todays game - I’m not saying I agree. Another thing, it’s a slight tug backwards by Cashin, player falls forwards….is that ‘clever’ or ‘cheating’?

[Tenerife Ram @SteveKemp10]

@Burton_jake25 Not at all……I could just fancy a pint in the Black Boy or the Spanker but I’ll have to make do with the bbq and wine here. #Tenerife #Heage