Steve Knapstein

a bad comedian telling jokes in an empty room

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Honest question. What percentage of Knicks celebrity fans would also show up in Laker gear for Laker celebrity row if the Lakers were in the Finals? I think it’s over 50%

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

OMG

Jen Lima, a school board member at North Kingstown School Department in Rhode Island shared a letter to Austin Metcalf’s dad blaming him for his son’s murder because he “failed to teach him that black boys have boundaries.”

You can contact her here: [phone]

[JANDY @Jandystl]

For those of you that weren’t alive during the 17 game win streak in 2021, this is exactly how it felt. Just the most fun you’ve ever had in your life

[Steve Knapstein @SteveKnapstein]

@Cardinals_Live_ If the team, and May, continue to play at this level selling at the deadline is an insult to the fanbase.

[Steve Knapstein @SteveKnapstein]

@OnlyCardsFans The guy is dumb. Run differential isn’t even a tie-breaking criteria.

[Steve Knapstein @SteveKnapstein]

@OnlyCardsFans @STLMuel @MLBTV Call them and they can remove the block on your IP address. I live in Philadelphia and have to do this 3-4 times a year.

[Steve Knapstein @SteveKnapstein]

@OnlyCardsFans Run differential gives the nerds something to talk about but it really doesn’t matter.

[Nelson Brands @nelson_brands]

And three $5 bets on Iowa Football got me BANNED???

[Marc Lobliner - IFBB Pro @MarcLobliner]

This is why most influencer fitness content is slop.

They don’t have 9-5 jobs and kids playing sports.

All they do is create content and “optimize”.

You can’t emulate these soft-hand having little bitches.

[Steve Knapstein @SteveKnapstein]

@jasonwhitlock Hang him on television.

[Steve Knapstein @SteveKnapstein]

The tying run was just stolen from us. #STLCards

[Steve Knapstein @SteveKnapstein]

@MikeSteveRitter I actually miss that guy playing for us.

[PCA Hater @PCHate_]

LMFOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO 😭😭😭😭 HOW IS THIS DUDE REAL

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

BREAKING: James Talarico has been arrested for attempting to break into Graham Platner's house

[AntisepticMoose @AntisepticMoose]

Today we remember Marvin Heemeyer 🫡 killdozer day

[Steve Knapstein @SteveKnapstein]

@ChrisLoesch The Revenue Cutter Service ( now the US Coast Guard) was literally established to fight Muslim pirates in 1790.

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.

More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

Hunter Biden is a dime a dozen in an AA meeting. He’s telling jokes you’ll hear from a dude with a face tattoo in a church basement on any given Tuesday afternoon. You guys just don’t know any drug addicts.

[Cardinals Alumni @CardinalsAlumni]

On this day in 2004, a 21-year old catcher named Yadier Molina made his Major League debut in Pittsburgh.

He went 2 for 4 with a single and a double in a 4-2 Cardinals victory!

[Steve Knapstein @SteveKnapstein]

@EricLDaugh They are gonna say MAGA drugged him, aren’t thry they?